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Atragon9

Why I was never a CSCI

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An excerpt from one of my Starfleet Academy exams:

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I guess you thought it was a pirate treasure map, eh?

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I guess you thought it was a pirate treasure map, eh?

Looks like one lol.

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I'm sure your ophtalmologist would have been happy with the result. :D

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If it wouldn't severely impact my grade, I would do that on every test.

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What I don't get is why the instructor marked it off. After all, youdid find 'x'. :D

 

Nice work, A9. But I do concur, Science wasn't the right choice for you. :D

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CSI and ASCI - the two academy positions that make me go "grrrrk!". Just can't get the technobabble right, and feel so lost lol! :D

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An excerpt from one of my Starfleet Academy exams:

lol Thats flipping Hilarious A9!

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If it wouldn't severely impact my grade, I would do that on every test.

Don't laugh. I once answered a math question in essay form.

 

Amazingly I got partial credit for my answer.

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geeeee....that's why i chose medical

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::packs up his basic geometry ,and algerbraic,and trig manuals to give to A-9

on shore leave::...... :D :D

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By the way, X is 5. It's the Pythagorean Theorem.

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::huffs::

 

Some people obviously just dont have what it takes.

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Once upon a time my brother was doing a major set of exams and one of the subjects he took was religious studies (not because he liked the subject or cared for it mind you). When he had to sit down and take the final exam it was an essay question that read something like this.

 

"In under 2500 words, explain how the Hebrews left Egypt."

 

His answer?

 

"They took a train."

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LOL! (I took that class, and on a short answer question, "What does the phrase, 'From Dan to Bersheba' mean?" I said, "The biblical character Dan liked to drink his beer in Sheba." I got half credit. :D (it really means "From one end of Israel to the other").

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CSI and ASCI - the two academy positions that make me go "grrrrk!". Just can't get the technobabble right, and feel so lost lol! :D

And my guess is, you picked the positions that require some of the least technobabble for your characters: Security/Tactical

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And my guess is, you picked the positions that require some of the least technobabble for your characters: Security/Tactical

Me too...can't stand technobabble...

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Me too...can't stand technobabble...

which is exactly how I feel too. The #1 reason i never choose Engineering or Science OR Medical. To much technoblabble or medicalblabble lol

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And my guess is, you picked the positions that require some of the least technobabble for your characters: Security/Tactical

Yeah, there isn't really a complicated way to say "Shoot it"

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"In under 2500 words, explain how the Hebrews left Egypt."

They walked.

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Oy, I actually dug an old test I had on me out for this.

 

I remember once in 9th Grade Science, there was a short answer question asking to explain how Electrons are transfered and such.

 

Granted to say, I cant go into details about the story I went on to write, but the basis was Elly the Electron... *Censored*

 

Yeah, I'm going to try to find some of my more appropriate stupid answers that I've given over the years.

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On a Music Appreciation exam once there was a question "Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth Symphony?" Dumb question, right?

 

We thought so too. Half the class answered "AC/DC" which was a popular band at the time.

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On a Music Appreciation exam once there was a question "Who wrote Beethoven's Fifth Symphony?" Dumb question, right?

 

We thought so too. Half the class answered "AC/DC" which was a popular band at the time.

Sounds like the infamous question "Who's buried in Grant's Tomb?"

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Now that I come to think about it, I had a test a few months back in Brittish Litterature, and one of the questions was a opinion (hence free points) about Henry VIII. All the people in the class like to mess around with these, but I took the cake this time.

 

"After reading the chapter, what was the thing that suprised you the most about Henry VIII?"

 

"He never got an STD."

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