Moose Tips

[V'Roy 0]

Believe it or not this poem actually won an award.

 

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The moose he is a funny critter,

Designed, you thought, to make you titter,

But met in rural interface

He'll promptly put you in your place.

 

The moose he is a funny fellow

Designed to make you smile or bellow

But met in rural confrontation

He'll rudely end your celebration

 

The moose he is a funny critter

God shaped him just to make you titter

But meeting him in grove or gutter

Will reduce you to a pile of litter

 

The moose he is a funny creature;

His nose is his outstanding feature

But while you're laughing, soon or later,

He'll decorate your radiator.

[Cptn Moose 0]

Of course he will ... he's a Scorpio.

[TKAR 0]

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