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Keb’s Engineering Log SD 50601.19

 

Paperwork

 

Incident Report Form 119

Stardate: 50601.16

Name of Officer Reporting: Keb R. Mizu

Rank of Officer Reporting: Lt. Commander

Department of Officer Reporting: Engineering

Area of Incident: Main Engineering

Personnel Involved in Incident: Chief Engineer Lt. Cdr. Garnoopy and Chief Science Officer Lt. Cdr Christine Farron

Injuries Sustained in Incident: Looked like a bloody nose and some bruises, I think medical will have a more thorough report

Damage to Property in Incident: Dent on the door of the Chief Engineer’s office, blood stain on new carpet

Description of Incident: Lt. Cdr. Garnoopy followed Lt. Cdr. Farron out of engineering. They both returned a few minutes later, while I was scanning an anomaly in the plasma system that was automatically repaired. They both went directly into Lt. Cdr. Garnoopy’s office, though Garnoopy paused to tell me to check up on the disruption that I was already scanning. Another few minutes passed and then I heard a strange thump from the office. There was another thump against the door of the office and I moved to investigate whether anything was wrong. Before I got across Engineering, the door opened and both Garnoopy and Farron rolled out, actively involved in a physical fight. Security and medical arrived immediately, before I could call for help. I attempted to disengage Garnoopy verbally, but they were pulled apart and restrained by security and medical personnel who were on the scene. Garnoopy was bleeding from his nose, and both parties indicated they wanted to continue fighting. Work in engineering resumed quickly after security and medical escorted the chiefs out of Main Engineering.

 

Starfleet Requisition Form 1229:

Stardate: 50601.16

Ship/Base: USS Manticore NCC-5852

Catalog Number: CAT12FUZZ-9743-6

Catalog Item: Starship standard Burgundy Carpet

Quantity: 175 sq. Meters

Purpose: Replace carpeting in Main Engineering

Reason: Carpet in engineering stained with potentially hazardous biomatter. Also, current carpeting is the result of a mistake, and ugly. Must be replaced asap.

Authorization: Lt. Cmdr. Keb R. Mizu

 

Starfleet Requisition Complaint Form 1337:

Stardate: 50601.16

Complainant: Lt. Cmdr. Keb R. Mizu

Station: USS Manticore, NCC-5852

Complaint on Order No.: PUK5712-29 C

Nature of Complaint: The order was delivered with the wrong pattern carpeting, and installed before the mistake was caught. The pattern we received is unsuitable and must be replaced. It is, frankly, ugly, and I noted that it is a discontinued pattern. The original requisition form, enclosed, requests light gray carpet. I have submitted a new requisition form for burgundy carpeting after a recent incident, but my commander is unhappy with the service we received in this case. Sincerely, Lt. Cmdr. Keb R. Mizu

 

Re: Plasma Stream Disruption Report

To: Lt. Cmdr. Garnoopy

From: Lt. Cmdr. Mizu

Message: I have attached the repair record and the diagnostic analysis you requested. The plasma stream disruption was brief, compensated for by the ship’s systems, and the minor damage in the affected area was repaired almost immediately by the automated maintenance system. There is no evidence of harm done by the interruption to any system. The cause appears to be an object that fell into the conduit, which was briefly open. I did a visual inspection of the area and nothing seems to be missing. Nothing remains of the object, but it must have been small.

PS: I’ve requisitioned the new carpet (Burgundy), insisting that biomatter contamination requires new carpeting to see if we can expedite the issue, and placed a complaint. It seems to have been Starfleet’s fault, not Ensign Savage’s.

 

Holosuite R&R Request Form

Stardate: 50601.16

Name: Keb R. Mizu

Rank: Lt. Commander

Department: Engineering

Dates/hours requested: 50601.24, 16 hours

Reason: I need some holonovel time, please. I’m feeling unusually frustrated. Too much paperwork! Argh!