A or B

[STSF_BluRox 0]

And with that Monty Python reference:

 

"The Lumberjack Song"

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

I sleep all night and I work all day

He's a lumberjack and he's okay

He sleeps all night and he works all day

 

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch

I go to the lavat'ry

On Wednesdays I go shopping

And have buttered scones for tea.......

 

 

Mounds or Almond Joy?

Edited August 23, 2004 by STSF_BluRox

[Dumbass 0]

Snickers. And while I've got Monty Python stuck in my head...

 

Life of Brian or The Holy Grail?

[Tachyon 0]

Life of Brian or The Holy Grail?

You have to go for the hard questions, eh?

 

I'll say Holy Grail, because although both were excellent, the Holy Grail was overall much funnier.

 

EDIT: Erm, ah, question:

 

Red wire or blue wire?

Edited August 23, 2004 by Tachyon

[koolaidman 0]

red wire.

 

red pill or blue pill ( matrix)

[Dumbass 0]

red pill or blue pill ( matrix)

Blue pill... Oh, wait, you mean it's not Viagra?

 

Alien vs. Predator or Freddy vs. Jason?

[koolaidman 0]

my god why would u ask such a question: godzilla vs kingkong

 

which creates a new question

 

mothra or godzilla?

[Vex Xiang 0]

Godzilla of course...well, the Japanese version of him...not the Americanized "he's a mutated gila monster!" version.

 

Desert or Forest

Edited August 23, 2004 by Vex Xiang

[Dumbass 0]

Godzilla of course...well, the Japanese version of him...not the Americanized "he's a mutated gila monster!" version.

 

Desert or Forest

Forest.

 

Paper or Plastic?

[Tachyon 0]

Paper. My grade 8 teacher showed us too many horror videos about credit cards. :P

 

Stripes or spots?

[Garnoopy 0]

Paper. My grade 8 teacher showed us too many horror videos about credit cards. :P

 

Stripes or spots?

Spots.

 

Male or female?

[Seiben 0]

Female. :P

 

Cash or credit card?

[Tovan 0]

Cash,

 

dead or alive?

[Tachyon 0]

Cash,

 

dead or alive?

Robocop> Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

 

Dead, simply because it'd be a new experience. :P

 

Monotheism or polytheism?

[Dumbass 0]

Atheism.

 

Cell phone or landline?

[Seiben 0]

Cel phone

 

Windows ME, or LINUX?

[John_Anderson 0]

Well since I've never used Linux...Windows ME.

 

Black and white films or Color films?

Edited August 24, 2004 by John_Anderson

[Darrik 0]

Color, so I can see my preety Enterprise

 

 

Here's the one to get this toopic shut down

 

Van Roy or Al Bundy?

[Dumbass 0]

Al Bundy.

 

John DeLance or John Cleese? (Both Qs)

[Tachyon 0]

Al Bundy.

 

John DeLance or John Cleese? (Both Qs)

John Cleese. :P He's much funnier than John DeLancie could ever be.

 

Baroque or Classical?

[Sovak 0]

I think the orignal post said you were to give the REASON for your choice. That makes it entertaining. Just making a choice and asking for another is too much like spamming for my taste, and for my "topic closing" button, OK?

[Dumbass 0]

Baroque or Classical?

Classical. Never heard of Baroque. (Happy now Sovak?)

 

Superior Turf-Sod Farm or Scottish Target Shooting Federation? :P

[Tachyon 0]

Classical.  Never heard of Baroque.  (Happy now Sovak?)

 

Superior Turf-Sod Farm or Scottish Target Shooting Federation?  :P

Baroque was a period before Classical, which is often confused as Classical, where music was more artifical and structured. Bach (the three of them) composted mostly during the Baroque period of music.

 

Superior Turf Sod Farm, because we don't seem very Scottish but many of us sit at our computer long enough to be qualified as plants. :D

 

Particle beam or directed energy weapon (referring to the age-old debate of what a phaser really is)?

Edited August 24, 2004 by Tachyon

[Tovan 0]

directed energy

 

a phaser is phased energy retification :P its highly direct, you can say a phaser has a very direct personality mauahahahhahahaaa!

 

 

Implode or Explode?

Edited August 24, 2004 by Tovan

[Darrik 0]

Um, ::shifts eyes back and forth from tovan to tachyon:: I'd have to say, um,

potato, because he goes best with chives

 

 

Clay or Reuben?

[Darrik 0]

Ruben, because is the better singer, but I don't really like American Idol..

 

Do you prefer your potatoes baked or mashed? Mmmm...potatoes...

neither. I'm not a canabal!

 

ststfu or makaveli