Troubles with Transporters, and Risian toys

[Abe Kas 0]

::sitting in his quarters, having just finished his shift, returning from the Tractor Beam equipment and control room::

 

"Computer, Start Engineering memo recording." ::taps the wall panel next to his desk, which opens up to reveal a Root Beer tap and mug sitting below the spigot. Abe pulls on the lever, and instead of the refreshing beverage he is so fond of, it spits and splatters all over the place, and hisses in what seemed like a mocking laugh::

 

::muttering to himself:: That damned Haskins, if I ever see him again….

 

"Computer, begin recording."

 

TO: Captain Seiban, Commander Ba'alyo, Lt. Commander Cyiv

 

From: Lt. Jg. Abe Kas

 

CC: MCapt Kimiko

 

RE: 1. Tractor Beam Status

2. Klingon Pod Modifications and Installation into Recreation Room 2, Deck 6

 

1. Our departing guest, Mr. Haskins, incapacitated the tractor beam system by rerouting Optical Data Network conduit to connect with the Auxiliary Coolant System. The ODN has been properly re-established, and the ACS has been removed.
   
2. MCapt Kimiko has indicated that she would prefer the Pod to be installed in the Recreation Room, as she has obtained some Risian technology she plans to deploy with it. As soon as the Risian item has passed Engineering analysis, it could be deployed.
   

"Computer, end recording, and transmit report to addressees."

 

::gets up from his seat, and grabs a towel from his personal hygiene unit. He wipes up the mess, throwing the towel into the dirty clothing duffel bag for pick-up by the housekeeping staff.:: Now I'm going to have to purge the system again, and those boys and girls in the transporter room are going to have to do without any root beer for a while.

Maybe using ODN conduit for the root beer wasn't such a good idea….

 

::he puts on an engineering work jump suit, grabs some tools, a CO2 bottle about the size of a coffee thermos, and heads out his door, tired and sore::

 

….man, I have got to get that Jacuzzi up and running. I wonder what Kimi has for me???

Edited November 23, 2008 by Abe Kas