Sky Harbor Aegis-Cabana
(Performed by the Aegis midway band Static Revolution to the music of Barry Manilow’s “Copacabana”)
Her name was Jylliene, she was a Ops girl
With a dark red uniform her work in CT was the norm
She shifted power and ran the comm board
And though she served in Starfleet, Nijil’s tea could not be beat
Across the big Midway, it seemed they both would stay
She had green eyes and he had green blood
And keep foes at bay
CHORUS:
At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis (Sky Harbor Aegis)
The hottest spot just off Kobheeria (here)
At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis
Dangerous missions were always the decisions
At the Harbor....he found his love
(Harbor, Sky Harbor Aegis)
His name was Dabi, he married Mimi
He sat at the security console, he watched Jylli lose control
And when she finished, he kept a record
But Dabi watched a bit too much, Nijil raced down to give a punch
And then the insults flew and faces turned black and blue
There was green blood and a single stun
But just who shot who?
At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis (Sky Harbor Aegis)
The hottest spot just off Kobheeria (here)
At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis
Dangerous missions were always the decisions
At the Harbor....they lost their loves
(Harbor. . Sky Harbor Aegis)
(Harbor Sky Harbor Aegis) (Sky Harbor Aegis, ahh ahh ahh ahh)
(Ahh ahh ahh ahh Harbor..Sky Harbor Aegis)
(Replicators makes good bananas)
(Forcefields and phasers...better than Tasers)
Her name is Jylliene, she was a Ops girl
But that’s 30 light years ago, before they all had to go
Now it's the mission, and new for Jylliene
With pointed ears she had to wear, a short bowl cut for her hair
She sits there terrified, and won’t come back alive.
She’ll lose her mom…already lost Nijil
Last she'll lose her mind!
CHORUS:
At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis (Sky Harbor Aegis)
The hottest spot just off Kobheeria (here)
At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis
Dangerous missions were always the decisions
At the Harbor....
Do not look now
You’re being watched...
Sky Harbor Aegis
Sky Harbor Aegis