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  1. Sky Harbor Aegis-Cabana (Performed by the Aegis midway band Static Revolution to the music of Barry Manilow’s “Copacabana”) Her name was Jylliene, she was a Ops girl With a dark red uniform her work in CT was the norm She shifted power and ran the comm board And though she served in Starfleet, Nijil’s tea could not be beat Across the big Midway, it seemed they both would stay She had green eyes and he had green blood And keep foes at bay CHORUS: At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis (Sky Harbor Aegis) The hottest spot just off Kobheeria (here) At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis Dangerous missions were always the decisions At the Harbor....he found his love (Harbor, Sky Harbor Aegis) His name was Dabi, he married Mimi He sat at the security console, he watched Jylli lose control And when she finished, he kept a record But Dabi watched a bit too much, Nijil raced down to give a punch And then the insults flew and faces turned black and blue There was green blood and a single stun But just who shot who? At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis (Sky Harbor Aegis) The hottest spot just off Kobheeria (here) At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis Dangerous missions were always the decisions At the Harbor....they lost their loves (Harbor. . Sky Harbor Aegis) (Harbor Sky Harbor Aegis) (Sky Harbor Aegis, ahh ahh ahh ahh) (Ahh ahh ahh ahh Harbor..Sky Harbor Aegis) (Replicators makes good bananas) (Forcefields and phasers...better than Tasers) Her name is Jylliene, she was a Ops girl But that’s 30 light years ago, before they all had to go Now it's the mission, and new for Jylliene With pointed ears she had to wear, a short bowl cut for her hair She sits there terrified, and won’t come back alive. She’ll lose her mom…already lost Nijil Last she'll lose her mind! CHORUS: At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis (Sky Harbor Aegis) The hottest spot just off Kobheeria (here) At the Harbor (Har!), Sky Harbor Aegis Dangerous missions were always the decisions At the Harbor.... Do not look now You’re being watched... Sky Harbor Aegis Sky Harbor Aegis