Travis Kroells

They all made me lol, but Will's made me lol most. Take it away.

Because the world can't get enough Arnold. Well, except California maybe. Probably.

Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you. How are you?

Extra credit if Kirk cookie comes with a removable candy tunic top.

Acid, not once.

At this point in history, I believe it's safe to say that the bible should be taken as a mixture of truth and folk tale. For the record, I'm an agnostic, but I don't go out trying to disprove everything in the bible. Yes, its entirely possible to say that some of the "supernatural" events depicted in the bible could have been interpretations of measurable phenomenon on earth. Imagine yourself as primitive human. A meteor shower rains down on your city, causing massive death and destruction. Would it not be plausible that these people would witness this event and claim that their God was vengeful, and rained fire down on them as a means of retribution? Imagine the God you could have been if you whipped out your bic in the city square to light your cigarette.

On the other side of the coin, there isn't much reason to disbelieve. Do I believe Jesus Christ is the son/part of/something of God, sent to forgive all our sins? No. Do I believe that a man named Jesus, who lived in the time period depicted in the bible, had some real measurable effect on the world? Probably. I mean, everything has to be based in some sort of truth. Probably. Meh.

Trying to keep this topic on topic, what do you all believe the potential fallout for the discovery of alien life would do to the various religious establishments around the world? I mean, even bacteria in a meteorite is bound to raise a few faith questioning...questions.

Before we prove or disprove god, I'd just like to take this opportunity to welcome our new alien bacteria overlords. May they rule with an iron cell membrane, and punish with a swift and deadly cough.

Kirk never, NEVER gelled a dog while there were two scantily clad women in the room.

We better get Lucy Liu love bots out of this.

YOU'RE KICKING THE WRONG BALL MAN!

No, i did not forget. Probably.

Scooter, you win.

Sorry for the wait, but it was worth it.

Because this is the coolest thing ever.

No Mister Smith...it's a request from the 21st century to cease and desist all the ad placements...

Why did I remember Iron Man 2 being better when I saw it in theaters?

A new hero, for a new age.

McCoy: Spock! Get up! The Klingon's are near and we're nearly out of red-shirts!

Spock: Can't...too high...

Don't buy those yoplait smoothie mixes in the freezer aisle. They taste like pennies.

The camera adds ten pounds is not a myth.

This is why I don't watch TV. I watch Hulu.

(Dammit Seiben you took my idea! :P)

"Now the aliens can't read my---oh."

"How do you think I feel about this?"

imar coolk gothic knor guys non fhiar.

IM soin colo

You know whattw sucks? NOthing! EYAHE!~

And the winner is... Will Marx!

For use of the word "space herpe".