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Scotty: "Ah-mazing, Doctor! I ken see ma'self in his stomach!" McCoy: ::looks up, frowns:: "That's the glass barrier, Mr. Scott." Kirk: ::Thinking, 'how does Gene expect my shirt to rip when the bad guys locked in there?'::

Sheesh, you guys change avatars every week. Im still figuring out how to create polls without error messages and how to get two pic's downloaded on posts. ::sighs::

Oh yeah, if Im NOT in the room, just shoot me a message at [email protected] and Ill be glad ta' send ya' a reply. SIMming isnt hard. Just pretend you are actually the person you created in the SIM, and it will come naturally. Or, you can just be yourself. Oh yeah, and have FUN! (Where have I heard that?) =0]

How 'bout this'n?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAC! =0]

ACTION: THE POD, AFTER EXPLODING INTO THE OTHER SHIP, CAUSES IT TO GO INTO SYSTEM WIDE FAILURE. ITS WARP CORE BREACH IS IMMENANT.

<<ROFL!! Not only did he ruin one pod with only one passenger, but he doesnt know how to drive! What did he think this was? The RMS Titanic! =0]>>

<CO><BRIDGECREW>Shut down all secondary functions. All auxilliary power to forward shields. +ALL HANDS+ Abandon ship! Repeat, all hands abandon ship!

<HELM><CO>::Keying quickly::Im trying, sir. Helms not responding!

ACTION: SUDDENLY, ANOTHER STARFLEET SHIP EMERGES FROM THE EDGE OF THE NEBULA. ITS ADRIFT AND ON A COLLISION COURSE WITH THE USS BRAMLAGE.

<<LOL Sam!>> <CMO>+CENG+ We'll, take it to confession, Im busy.

My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus; they plan to call it mass transit - Robert Tanner Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger - Franklin P. Jones If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts? --Jay Leno

<CMO>::working feverishly between three patients:: My Kingdom for an intellegent octopus!

Yick! Well, I'd say its A9's turn. =0]

<CMO>+CO+Yes, injuries reported from the holodeck. Something about a gun floating down an ever changing hallway and shooting at them? Were safety protocols disengaged?

No, I dont think so. Considering its line by line and anyone can jump in and be anyone makes it more interesting. If the next line involves a response from the CO and someone wants to write it, he/she can! Makes it more fun and unpredictable. =0]

Other guy: ::thwaps Another other guy:: Ferengi: ::watching, nods, grinning an evil Ferengi grin::

<CMO>+CO+ Because Im getting reports of injuries coming from the Holodeck.

OK, be careful of the sizes of your pics, yall. Kind of tends to tie up slow computers (like mine) =0] Thanks. Heres a Tuba. How about a good pic of Karen Grassle, as she looks today. =0]

<CO><HELM>All stop! OPS, take over Helm, if he cant!

Well, I think, Departmental SIM idea aside, it would be fun just to do one or two next week, in honor of Doohan. Or atleast have a SIM where everyone is scottish and types in that language, or something. OR all the engineers are scottish. You know, just one or two in his honor. =0]

OK, then, how about: Ferengi: See? Watch that girl in the white shirt. Other guy: Oh my gosh! You're right! That girl is picking her butt!

You are hopeless, Dumbass.

Cool. OK, Leahval's turn! =0]

CMO>::getting reports from holodeck of injuries:: +BRIDGE+ Captain, are we at red alert?