Joe Wilson

The January 08 issue of Gameinformer has an interview with theart director and the lead concept artist.

(Couldn't get the link, sorry.)

Dog's or cats too much work? Don't have time for a Gerbil? Than the oversized stuffed rodent is right for you. All the upsides of having a pet, but without the responibilities. It can't be kicked of a Starship cause it's not real! Only $19.95. (Shipping only available to planets in the Alpha Quadrant side of the UFP.)

You probably know the format for simming but Tips from the Moose are always fun to read. The How-to page will help you get used to our style of simming. And look for the schedule for sims you can attend. The times are in EST so you have to adjust for whatever timezone you live in.

Hello Jaden. Make sure you read Tips from the Moose, and watch out for any missions led by STSF N'Dak they will be a suicide mission.

When the GPS system said to turn on to Ocean view BLVD it really meant ocean view.

Duty Log Ensign Joe Wilson

This shift has been interesting to say the least. First the Lieutenant that gave me a scare, and, oh wait I should elaborate on that (laughs). At the beginning of the shift a poor Lieutenant came in complaining of nausea, so following standard operating procedure I got him on to the Biobed to run some preliminary scans. Once I got him on to the bed he proceeded to throw up onto the floor, I was barely able to dodge the stream of vomit as it came to the floor. After doing some scans I diagnosed him with a case of the flu. I proceeded to give a hypospray filled with a mixture of Acetaminophen, Dextromethorphan, and Phenylephrine to help with his symptoms. After I gave him the shot his life signs went down unexpectedly. I could not figure out a source of the problem. After about a minute or so he vomited again and his life signs returned to normal. He was then able to walk off and return to work. After he left I called a maintenance team to come clean up the mess. They were very efficient in their cleaning of the vomit but very inefficient in getting to sickbay. Though that might have been a side effect of the Yellow Alert that was happening at the time, so I won’t lodge a formal complaint with the Commander. Other than that it has been a normal shift so far. Hopefully we will be informed of the reason to this Yellow Alert.

End Log

Also to add to what Kairi said.

If you want to graduate in the next century don't make fun of the GM's. That will likely get you killed. Also, watch out for any sims commanded by STSF N'Dak. Those are guaranteed suicide missions. Say's it in his signature.

Shoulda gone to Ace Hardware instead.

Who are the Hundred?

The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman nor an Empire. Discuss

Welcome!

Make sure you read Tips From the Moose as well as How to Sim

Beware of an academy with STSF N'Dak in command. It is a guaranteed suicide mission, and that is a direct quote from his signature.

Make sure you check the schedule for academy times and adjust for your time zone as the times are for EST.

Hope you have a good time!

Mayor: "You idiots! When I said to put cool back in school, I didn't mean literally!"

Foreman: "Idiots! How do you mess up the word School!"

I would like, "Don't worry I have insurance."

If that is too long then, "This won't hurt a bit."

Jolan tru from the Rihannsu!

 

Welcome to the Fleet! :lol:

Be careful of him. From what I hear, he specializes in suicide missions.

Can you make one for me as well?

Full human

Starfleet Personnel File Joe Taylor Wilson

Race: Human

Hair Color: Auburn

Eye Color: Blue

Gender: Male

Age: 21

Height: 5'7"

Current Rank: Lieutanant (j.g.)

Parents: Steve Wilson, age 47, Civilian Engineer, and Jan Wilson, age 46, Civilian Nurse

Siblings: Jason Wilson, age 17, full-time student

Other Relatives: Grandfather, Lieutenant (s.g.) Phillip Wilson (KIA: Narendra III)

Ancestors: Lieutenant (j.g.) Cornelius Wilson (KIA: Romulan Wars)

Current Assignment: AMO USS Excalibur-C

History: Born to Steve and Jan Wilson, Joe showed aptitude in science at a young age, and loved to take care of injured animals and people, so it was no surprise to his parents when he said he wanted to be a doctor. The real surprise was when he stated his interest in joining Starfleet. His astonished parents inquired as to why he wanted to join. His reply was "There are people on other planets and starships that need my help." He then enlisted in the academy and was ranked second in his class. He was then posted to the Excalibur immediately. He was on the Excalibur when it disappeared and was transferred from Gamma shift to Alpha shift. He was reassigned to Starfleet Medical HQ as Radiologist when the Excalibur-B was decommissioned. When the Excalibur-C was commissioned he was transferred to it as an AMO assisting Doctors Pilot and Zier. He is still there and will continue to work there until it is decommissioned. Promoted to Lieutanant (j.g.).

Psychological Profile:

Ensign Wilson is a somewhat introverted individual who likes to plan things out instead of spontaneously doing something. He also prefers to use clear facts instead of feelings or hunches when making choices. He has a deep-seated hatred towards Romulans probably due to family history with the Romulans. This hatred is unlikely to disappear anytime soon unless something drastic happens to turn him around, but since the odds of him actually working with a Romulan are unlikely he is fit for duty.

When the judges for the "Best Landing" came by the pilot was nowhere to be found.

Feliz Cumpleanos.

I want you to join Cobra.

I second that motion. All in favor of forcing a return to 1950's values?

Aye

I don't think that sorry is a good enough word.

The force is strong with this one.

The alliance rules.