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ENS Mark Fish

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  1. Well what it is you have a starship and you use the ASDW keys to move and the mouse keeys to fire and it has a story mode that deals with the cardassians and you get to interact with Data and Picard very much fun I liked Star trek elite force 1 but my computer never could run the second one


  2. what a bright observation from the young cadet. Well said, fish. Joy....I wish I was a GM right now...just for the fun of having been part of your little list. No offense...it's just good business. (i don't know what I'm typing, I'm tired and just had sugar)

     

     

    ::Looks around:: Ummm hate to break it to you but i am a youg ENSIGN


  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Oh Captain, My Captain!!

     

    (if you don't get that, then come to the Wednesday Academy sometime)

     

    I went to the academy and still dont get it is it because you are the XO and s/he is the captain ::Wanders::

     

    Oh By the way Happy Birthday

    (Belated of course)


  4. Actually, I love the classics. The Thing (and possibly The Fly) is one of the few remakes I like better than the original. The original Invasion of the Bodysnatchers is one of my favorite movies.

     

    On another note, I just heard the Ducktales theme song. And I really miss that show.

     

     

     

    I love ducktales it was awesome


  5. Here is a funny email I got from one of my friends

    (there were a few things I had to edit)

     

     

     

    How To Give Cats and Dogs A Pill

     

    1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding

    a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's

    mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right

    hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth

    and swallow.

     

    2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left

    arm and repeat process.

     

    3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

     

    4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear

    paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of

    mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

     

    5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call

    spouse from garden.

     

    6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and

    rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head

    firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill

    down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

     

    7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make

    note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered

    figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

     

    8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just

    visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw. Force

    mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

     

    9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to

    take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood

    from carpet with cold water and soap.

     

    10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another

    beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head

    showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat

    with elastic band.

     

    11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.

    Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold

    compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply

    whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw

    tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

     

    12. Call fire department to retrieve the darn cat from the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid

    cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

     

    13. Tie the little munant's front paws to rear paws with garden twine

    and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves

    from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak.

    Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down

    throat to wash pill down.

     

    14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the

    emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm

    and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way

    home to order new table.

     

    15. Arrange for SPCA to collect munant cat from hell and call local pet

    shop to see if they have any hamsters.

     

    How To Give A Dog A Pill

     

    1. Wrap it in bacon.

     

    2. Toss it in the air.


  6. I ran out and got McAfee and ran a scan on my computer and that was not the problem so I went to the website LoAmi suggested and it was fine there so I got a CD that came with my computer and returned it to "Just out of the box state" and now it seems to be loading Live Chat just fine (quite fast really) Thanks everyone