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ENS Mark Fish

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  1. Yes
  2. I played Halo once but I didnt like it but it was one of the more intresting games i have played
  3. well on the 31st of july in 2002 is when STSF founded and I was wandering if they were doing anything special
  4. I wish I could go but RL had to rear its ugly head
  5. Well what it is you have a starship and you use the ASDW keys to move and the mouse keeys to fire and it has a story mode that deals with the cardassians and you get to interact with Data and Picard very much fun I liked Star trek elite force 1 but my computer never could run the second one
  6. ::Looks around:: Ummm hate to break it to you but i am a youg ENSIGN
  7. Joy now everyone is going to want ot kill you I hate to say it but you walked into this your self
  8. Well I now Have potter syndrome lol
  9. I went to the academy and still dont get it is it because you are the XO and s/he is the captain ::Wanders:: Oh By the way Happy Birthday (Belated of course)
  10. Thank you I havent even read it yet I had it mailed to my house but I decided to take a mini vacation
  11. I love ducktales it was awesome
  12. \ Yea it is each saturday just look at the Schedule
  13. Holodeck Here is a link to the schedule which give you the GM's name and room. Schedule
  14. When ever I go to open Live Chat it takes a while what can I do to speed it up?
  15. Thanks I got it yesterday it really changes the humor if I didnt have to edit it but the curse word I wasent sure how well that would go over with the GM's
  16. Here is a funny email I got from one of my friends (there were a few things I had to edit) How To Give Cats and Dogs A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow. 2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process. 3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten. 5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden. 6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously. 7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later. 8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw. Force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw. 9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap. 10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band. 11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw tee shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom. 12. Call fire department to retrieve the darn cat from the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap. 13. Tie the little munant's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down. 14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. 15. Arrange for SPCA to collect munant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters. How To Give A Dog A Pill 1. Wrap it in bacon. 2. Toss it in the air.
  17. I ran out and got McAfee and ran a scan on my computer and that was not the problem so I went to the website LoAmi suggested and it was fine there so I got a CD that came with my computer and returned it to "Just out of the box state" and now it seems to be loading Live Chat just fine (quite fast really) Thanks everyone
  18. I am using a wireless network but on the other end of the network is broadband(it is secure)
  19. STOL said at one point that they were thinking about allowing clans
  20. Hello I was wandering what some people who have worked with me thought comment suggestions would be nice(only constructive)
  21. I look forward to simming with you
  22. I did and he said to ask it on a forum
  23. I tryed to make an account last night but it was just to difficult.
  24. Hello I am a new cadet and I was wondering were The Acadmy was i would like to get on a ship as soon as possible.
  25. Thanks for all the wonderful advice