Captain Huff

::nods:: Now that you can talk the talk, we need to see you walk the walk. (And neVER underestimate the power of a good latin swivel. Sketti knows. See how long the impression has lasted? Watch the magic...) Like Freddikins, my hot summer day beverage of choice has also evolved... Mmm...mojito... www.bacardimojito.com And (perhaps) to qualm the disgust of those who haven't gone to SL (or who haven't gone lately), we don't sit around drinking all day long. Before noon we have coffee. ;)

Good! Because I'm telling you these younglings don't have a CLUE on how to be a cabana boy! They can watch and learn... Watch and learn from the Master. Show them, you will.

Not bad, Dumbass, not bad! I changed the first one to Moose, hoping that the "seasoned" gets overlooked, lol. I put you under PIA, to avoid running the risk of seriously insulting other candidates who, although they qualify, don't know me well enough to not get irritated. Oh! And I added a catagory...

Better yet, let's just go to the generic formula, then plug it into ANY series, lol... Seasoned Handsome Action Hero: Moose Younger Buff Action Hero: ?? Hot Blonde: Dac. Sophisticated Brunette: Huff Eccentric Evil (Male): NDak Eccentric Evil (Female): BluRox Eccentric Genious: LoAmi Teenage PIA: Dumbass Cross-dresser: Fred Middle Aged Comic Relief: Atragon Pet: Kbear

Indeed, alas, the official winner, and Huff's new best friend, the Hedgehog, has met an untimely death in sim. But you will feel good to know that the thing died happy, in accordance with the current plot. And the lab snake is also quite happy (and full). :) Still think I can't count? No no, I'm aware that the cuddly little weasel came in second, and although I secretly planned on killing it off next week, I was busted and guilted into letting it live, at least for a while... Maybe I'll get two just to be more irritating. Which buys us enough time to pick a name for third place, lol. Third place is tied with the chihuahua and turtle, and I've decided to go with the chihuahua since it's seems the most likely in-character choice. (Though I have a turtle IRL named Picard...). Got names?? (Now knowing that I reserve the right to slightly bend the score if you pick something repulsive! ;). Feel free to name the weasels too... If there's enough of a protest, I'll find a home for them in-sim so they don't have to become phaser burns in the corridor like I planned...

I'll buy the Day 2 Bucket along with the bottle of rum. Mini freezers aren't big enough, though. What do we do?? lol, "Bar Trek"....

A9, your post should read "...the *illusion* of power and control..." And that's all that counts, right? You can pretend you have power and control, and I can pretend that I dance well, and Blu can pretend that she can drink a gallon of salted drinks (oh wait, she can...), and Fred can pretend that his relatives *will* take him in, and...

Yes, Precip, there are a number of short-term ailments that require time in a tanning booth. Tell them you had a skin rash that needed UV treatment, or your shrink said you had sunlight deprivation disorder, etc. Give them your excuses, not us! ^_^ lol, Blu! How did you know I already have a list of salsa clubs! Seriously. What I'm working on now is getting some first hand information on which ones are good. (i.e., free food, live music (dancing boys), good mojitos).

Ya know... as time goes on, I find that the episodes I hated the first time around, I kind of like them now, for who knows what reason. For example, the TOS episodes with the crappiest special effects, I used to hate... but now I kind of like them. Yeah, I laugh at the Gorn costume and the jiggling enterprise model, but I am finding I like the episodes themselves... Early TNG was bad, but now I don't mind 'em. Okay, Wesley is still a weenie, but I don't want to continually kill him. Same thing with Neelix on Voy. In the junkiest of the movies, there are still some neat character thingies. I still need to get ds9 on dvd to give it a fair chance. Got sick of the whining Bajorans and most of Sisko and the friggin prophets. But I have a feeling it won't be so bad now. Same thing with Ent - must watch.

Oh! Oh! Austin Powers! Let's see... Dr. Evil - Blurox Mini Me - Kbear Scott - NDac Scott's mother - Number Two - Austin - Ivana - Dac F. B. - Kresh Alotta - Foxy - G. M. - A9 (It's in the giggle).

How about.. . M*A*S*H..... :D Frank - Dumbass Hotlips - Dac (heh heh, couldn't resist) Hawkeye - BJ - Charles - Me Radar - Klinger - Potter - etc.

LOL! (I took that class, and on a short answer question, "What does the phrase, 'From Dan to Bersheba' mean?" I said, "The biblical character Dan liked to drink his beer in Sheba." I got half credit. :D (it really means "From one end of Israel to the other").

::laughing:: Okay, I took out the ones clearly over five pounds (though the mini dobie was aDORable!) and we already have a pet rock on the Hood, so... Have at it!

No no, when I irritate and alienate people, I like to do it without any confusion. If I smile, they might think I'm joking.

Mini series... great idea. It fits in with TV's current trend too. Now to just get the idea to the people who can do things...

We talked about putting some STSF items for auction on eBay... Hmm. What kind of things would you be interested in buying?

lol, I hate hedgehogs - I suppose I could always feed it to the science lab aligator... ::grin:: Let's leave the poll open a bit longer.

A real pet, not a sycophant! That's right, it's been well over a year since Huff's pet tribble dropped dead of old age, and you can help pick the next one! Ooo.. Requirements: For the TOS Hood, a pet must be under five pounds. (We made this rule before Archer brought that fat thing on Enterprise). Fire away!

I loved Lower Decks and thought how interesting it would be if we could have continuing storylines on those characters. I especially liked their perceptions of the senior officers ("I bet Riker sleeps in his uniform"). I still think an entire series that starts with a group of cadets in their first year at SFA and follows them through the four years and beyond to their starship postings (if the series lasts that long, which it should) could be really creative and fun. You know, Ensign Joe would be on the USS Whatever, Ensign Jane would be part of a Vulcan officer exchange program, Ensign Rita has to repeat her senior year, Ensigns Ralph and George would be captured by hostile aliens and taken far far away, and so on. Weekly episodes could focus on one cadet's ship, or multiple ships, interweaving in delightfully complex arcs... instead of every single episode starting with a space shot of the title ship flying around yet another class M planet with ten minutes airtime for each major character... Not that I don't like the previous series! I just think it would add a new degree of creativity and complexity to keep Trek alive in today's TV market. Personally, I love playing low-ranking officers in the forum. If I could, I'd play non-ranking officers - you know the cleaning staff or whatever. They're real people with unique perspectives.

Hey Johnny, email me, will you? (I don't your main addy). I was doing some web searching for something specific in Orlando and want to get your take. ([email protected])

Okay, I love this crap, so I couldn't resist looking it up again. To answer Garn's earlier question of whether we read other people's signs to see if they also apply, my answer would be yes, I've read the other signs (of the Chinese calender anyway) and most do not apply. For me, Dragon is a great fit. Aquarious readings seem cheesier. Dragon: The Dragon is one of the most powerful and lucky Signs of the Chinese Zodiac. Its warm heart makes the Dragon's brash, fiery energy far more palatable. This is a giving, intelligent and tenacious Sign that knows exactly what it wants and is determined to get it. Dragons possess a certain natural, charming charisma that ensures they can always influence their peers and often find themselves the center of attention in social situations. This Sign is truly blessed, too; Dragons are considered to be very lucky in love! The Dragon's friends are always keen to hear what this firebrand has to say and when it comes to dispensing advice, the Dragon has the floor. Its ego can get in the Dragon's way, but even so, this larger-than-life creature has a knack for initiating projects and keeping the troops motivated. According to Dragons, it's their natural born right to lead the way -- because who else could do it so surely and so well? As lucky as they are, Dragons have a good chance of achieving considerable material wealth during their lifetimes, although it isn't mere money that's this Sign's main motivation. Power is what the Dragon wants and truly believes it deserves. Dragons are quite the opportunists, forever searching for ways in which to consolidate their considerable power. Contrary to all this strength and fire, a weakened Dragon is a sad sack, a creature that refuses to take defeat with even a modicum of grace. The role of leader is the only one the Dragon wants, the better from which to give orders and be king of the hill. They make solid leaders, too, knowing instinctively what needs to be done to stay on top. Crossing the Dragon is never a good idea -- this beast can singe! A valuable life lesson for this clever creature would be to absorb the principles of flexibility, compassion and tolerance. Being high and mighty can serve to inspire others, but it also keeps Dragons from living their lives to the fullest. If Dragons can learn to balance their quest for success with an appreciation for the little things, their life will be more than worthwhile. The most compatible match for a Dragon is the Monkey or the Rat. Wood element: Like the rings of a tree circle out and expand through the years, so too do those born under the Chinese Astrology Element of Wood. You Wood personalities seek chances for growth and for renewal in all you do, 'branching out' (excuse the pun!) whenever possible. Your open, expansive mind makes you a compassionate and generous friend, colleague and ally. You understand the inherent value of what you and those around you possess, and your confidence allows you to act upon your beliefs. While your strength forms the backbone of any social group or partnership you're a part of, you could have a tendency to be a bit too systematic in your thinking, and sometimes your passivity allows others to overwhelm and inhibit you. Don't let yourself be lost in a vast forest, an anonymous tree among millions of others. Make your mark on the world -- you're especially adept at business ventures. Famous Wood Signs: Russell Crowe <---Ooo! Angelina Jolie Joaquin Phoenix Aquarius January 20 - February 18: Aquarius is the eleventh Sign of the Zodiac, and Aquarians are the perfect representatives for the Age of Aquarius. Those born under this Sign have the social conscience needed to carry us into the new millennium. These folks are humanitarian, philanthropic (R---ight....) and keenly interested in making the world a better place. Along those lines, they'd like to make the world work better, which is why they focus much of their energy on our social institutions and how they work (or don't work). Aquarians are visionaries, progressive souls who love to spend time thinking about how things can be better. They are also quick to engage others in this process, which is why they have so many friends and acquaintances. Making the world a better place is a collaborative effort for Aquarians. The Sign of Aquarius is symbolized by the Water Bearer. In much the same way that the Water Bearer brings that precious liquid as a gift, Aquarians shower the world with their thoughts and new ideas. Luckily for Aquarians (and the rest of us), they are at a near-genius level, so their minds churn out some amazing things. Their thought process is also inventive and original. While Aquarians are happy to bestow these ideas as a gift with no strings attached, they are much happier when the rest of the world agrees with them. Naysayers will quickly find out that Aquarians can be impatient, even temperamental, with those who disagree. Yes, these folks can be quite fixed in their opinions, in keeping with the Fixed Quality assigned to this Sign. Even though Aquarians are happy to give, and they do, it's often on their terms and within their comfort level. Generally, that means ample space, since these folks are freedom-loving and individualistic and need to roam (and yes, they do enjoy travel). While Aquarians are generally sympathetic and compassionate, they like it when things go their own quirky way. Some might call their behavior eccentric (and they would be right), but when you consider that the Aquarian's heart is truly in the right place, a few oddities should be overlooked. In their own way, Aquarians treasure their many friends and acquaintances and want to give back as much as they can.

Oops, sorry, carry on, enjoy the snake article. :)

(story at: Hamster and Snake Best Friends. Video at: Snake and Snack Hamster).

Cypress Cove Nudist Resort??

Now if I only had balls...