Captain Huff

In keeping with the rat & dog theme:

HoD Messner, Co-Captain Messner enjoys sharing the rank of Captain with the Bch sisters. Hobbies include trampoline jumping and jello wrestling. Married to the Bch sisters. HoDs Bch and Mnstral, Co-Captains Hobbies include manicures and coordinating shoes and outfits in all hues of fuchsia. The Sisters Bch are the undefeated partner jello champions of Qonos. Married to Messner. Commander Kwalus, Helm Officer With legs longer than Vanroy, Kwalus is a knockout. What she lacks in brains she makes up for in looks. For this reason we’ve given her a prominent rank and position on the bridge. Hobbies include leather weaving and hair beading. Marital status is single, but she happily dates most species and genders on the ship. In relation to this, Kwalus is seven months pregnant and has not determined the paternity of her baby yet. Commander Koralev, Chief Engineer Satiating his extreme love of children, Koralev has five adopted children of his own (of varying alien species and ages), and he voluntarily heads the Qob daycare center, taking as many shifts as his duty schedule allows. Koralev also loves to give extensive tours of the Qob to all guest visitors. Lieutenant Commander TroNoQ, Chief Medical Officer Sweet as a daisy on a spring morning, TroNoQ is the doctor we all love to visit. Although he is a self-medicating hypochondriac, we tend to overlook this because he gives us big pink lollipops when we visit sickbay. Our favorite is “bubblegum.” Hobbies include cooking things that are pink, including the lollipops, liters and liters of pink jello for our matches, and pink frosted pastries. Lieutenant Commander Qavin, Chief Security Officer Fit as a whip, Qavin’s personal mission is to keep us all in shape. She enjoys (and preaches) a macrobiotic diet and strict exercise regime. No caffeine, sugar, or pink champagne for this lovely lady! Hobbies include preparing her macrobiotic meals, since nobody else will. Lieutenant Senior Grade Sargh, Chief Science Officer One of our more mentally challenged crewmen, he’s easy to look at so we’ve assigned him a visible position. Hobbies include building mazes and competing with his pet hamster. Lieutenant Random Perfect, Assistant Science Officer Random has overcome a natural tendency towards being introverted as a result of being born butt-ugly and expresses this in a dominatrix role in her marriage. This does not interfere in her work – In fact she has a good rapport with the rest of the crew. We do tend to assign her to the labs frequently, just so we don’t have to look at her. Hobbies include club fighting and knitting. Married to Vanroy. Has one daughter from a previous marriage, also butt-ugly. Lieutenant Junior Grade Vanroy, Ship’s Councilor Vanroy is an altruistic and empathetic councilor. He loves to listen and would love to chat even more if not for the unfortunate accident that left him toungeless. Unable to modify a thought-translation device, he has become adept in Universal Sign Language. Unfortunately most of the crew hasn’t gotten around to learning it to reciprocate communication. Vanroy is content with his work and finds advancement in rank unnecessary to his wholesome well-being. Hobbies include listening to endless Vivaldi. Married to Random. Ensign Koshic, Assistant Medical Short and awkward, he has delusions of being the crowned prince of Elasia and quite the ladies-man. He has been assigned daily counseling sessions with Vanroy for the duration of his stay on the Qob. Hobbies include boasting to everyone within earshot, and sucking pink lollipops in medical.

I'll miss him. I like manic people.

Aww, I missed the Youngling's birthday! Happy birthday, little guy... You can come get your hug at the next SL, if you think Mommy and Daddy will let you fly by yourself... ;D

"Now I get to lick his feet. After that, I'll shred the sheet. If he dies before I wake, fill my bowl for pity's sake."

That was our agreement with the Superior Sod makers. Have no fear, the link will soon be here. :)

"Huhhhhhhh..... Irving Berlin....." -as Data sings at Riker and Troy's wedding "Do not hug me!" (can't remember when) Data: "... and you must tell him he is a good cat, and a pretty cat." Worf: "I will feed him." while dangling the cat far away from himself

I kind of liked it. ;) I especially liked Nichelle's "second moment in TV history", and Nimoy's phone call with Bill. And of course any chance to see Farrah make a fool of herself is good. I thought Shatner's come-backs were pretty slick.

Awesome! Now here're some questions: 1. Will they make the first season uniforms FIT? Like, extend the uniform arms actually down to the actors' hands? 2. Will/can they take away some of the cheesy filters whenever the camera is on a woman? Hehe. Personally, I'm totally FOR some serious CGI in TOS, and I'll tell you why. 1. The old ones will *never* be lost. Every nerd will own the complete set of Original AND CGI. We will never be without the big un-movable cheap plastic Gorn head. 2. Cool CGI will make TOS appealing to the younglings. Most younglings will tell you they don't like TOS because it is so cheesy. Well, we nerds all know it is way more than its cheesy special effects, but if you don't watch it, you'll never know. Cool CGI will hook 'em and keep TOS alive. 3. There is absolutely nothing you can do to make "Spock's Brain" feasable in any way. Except leave it out. (Which would be very sad, lol). 4. Cool stars... Awesome flying and battle shots of my favorite Trek ship of all time.... Cool planets. The Gorn, the Andorians, The giant flying Bugle... I mean Doomsday Machine, the rubber vomits, I mean Denebian thingies, Ooo... the Salt Monster... Cochrain's lover. Tribbles that move better? And lest we forget... Shuttles that don't jerk and jiggle on their strings...

Totally cool idea. Let's keep the topic alive to get as much feedback as possible. People in an alternate time zone would find the sim the same way the rest of us wingnuts found ours: They'd be browsing around at the time of day they tend to browse around, and find a chat taking place and stay and watch... Which means we'd most likely need to start a chat with a smallish crew, just to get it started. No big deal, imo. If the time isn't *too* outrageous, we may even get current members to volunteer to play for six months or so to fill out the roster a little. ::chucks in two quatloos::

::sigh:: No one they get will be as pretty as Kirk... I'm not going to like whoEVER they get, because the TOS timeline isn't much more than a decade after Kirk would have finished with the academy, so they shouldn't look much different at all. My artistic imagination only goes so far. And Damon is ugly and Affleck is uglier. (I'm not too worried about this, though, because Trek loves to use unknowns. Why pay names when some untested dweeb will come in cheaper). But... I'm glad a movie is in the works regardless.

Ooo... "Chocolate on the Edge of Forever" til 1 AM... Hell, that counts as breakfast!

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I think I need thirteen months to emotionally prepare...

Mmm.... donuts... lol, I really only have donuts about once every two or three months, but I do like them. My favorites are: Dunkin plain old fashioned, Dunkin chocolate frosted, real apple cider donuts made anywhere, and Krispy Kreme glazed... ::drools all over keyboard::

1. Command because you get fresher donuts and a good chair 2. Sci because you don't have to do anything 3. Med because you don't have to do much but still get to go on landing parties and can hang out on the bridge eating fresh donuts. Positions I never take: 1. Ops because you have to pay too much attention 2. Cns because I don't care about your problems. :D 3. Eng because looking up or remembering Nerdese is way too much work Fortunately, there's always a wide range of interests so I don't have to feel guilty about not taking certain positions, because others love them.

No showie, no giftie!

Work work work work work work work! Thanks for asking. lol. And it ain't over yet - You patriotic flag wavers have me working for the next four nights. (S'okay, Baby needs new high heels, so I'm not really complaining. ::grin::lol:. And as soon as I get back from vacation, I'm right back at it, sweating and swatting mosquitoes and fantasizing about an after work beverage while you stick town park hot dogs down your throats. Mmm... tasty beverage...

Winners of the 2006 Olympic Truck Toss Competition

I hope everyone's alright. (Don't worry about the sim - I took care of some things for you...)

Farmers' compensation

And don't forget to say, "Arrrrrrrr..." for the flying spaghetti monster. :) (And simply because it's fun to say). Keep healing. If you were nearby, I'd sneak my dog in to lick your toes. She's small but it seems to be her special talent.

There's NO way we'd fit a bucket in a mini fridge. Even if it fits in the fridge part, it won't freeze. We have to work up the ::backspace::guts to ask the conceirge if we can use a restaurant or staff fridge. Or a local... Hmm. ::looks around:: And... a lot of places won't let you bring your own booze into the pool area anyway. We can scope it out the first day and see what we come up with, but be prepared to make the cabana boys run back and forth bringing us little glasses of the frosty drink du'jour. It's so hard to be us!