Captain Huff

Greetings, eBay shoppers. Just a quick note and first of hopefully periodic updates. First, thanks to all who are covering my butt! :lol: Second, no worries. Nothing tragic or life-altering has happened ::knocks on wood::. My hard drive crashed, but we've all dealt with that. ::thanks the Mojo gods for backup drives and freezer baggies:: I am just having you guys cover me for a couple of months while I get my computer back and working on top of an increasingly insane (but good!) work and (dare I say it?) social schedule. No no, real people are NOT more important than my little cyber friends! Anyway, take care of my little ships... Don't give Lebowski a hard time! Give him a hug. More later. ~h.

Well, I'd *like* to come back... But so far I can't bypass updated software to allow our chat rooms to load. I haven't had much time to screw around with it yet, so I'll keep working on it and come back if/when I can figure it out. See you then. :)

::tink tink:: Hello? It's time for my rat...

Oh gosh, I'm sorry I'm three weeks late! I was out of the country buying leather and shoes and eating their offspring... :D Happy Birthday, Moose. (You would be so proud though... Take a look --->

The team piloting the rest of the body were never seen again.

I gave up - my costumes suck - nobody ever gets them. most recently I went as a really bad veternarian - i put bite marks all over my arms and had a dead (fake) hamster in my lab coat pocket, that kind of thing. all night was like, "you're a doctor, right?" they liked the kitty-litter cake, though. So the last two years i just put on a pair of cat ears and called it a costume. i still don't win any prizes. :)

Favorite Non-Trek Television Show: Simpsons, Daily Show Favorite Non-Trek Movie: LOTR, Chocolat, Cider House Rules Favorite Book: LOTR, Interview with the Vampire Favorite Actor: Tim Robbins, Johnny Depp (and not because he's pretty) Favorite Actress: Charlize Theron Favorite Musician: Bach Favorite Food: Fillet mignon Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla Favorite Hero: Superman Favorite Politician, Journalist, or Activist: Eh. Favorite Quote: "We wants it!" Favorite Occupation: Potter Favorite Car: One that works Favorite Vacation Spot: Buenos Aires Favorite Academic Subject: Art Favorite Quirky Interests: Argentine tango Who would you most like to meet? Matt Groening, lol..

You don't leave your cellphone on if you're going to sit in the front row...

ROFL! SO true!

What frustrated Jack the most was that the lava lamp cord didn't reach far enough.

My father was an old IBM engineer and a diehard trekkie - We used to watch TOS in syndication in the evening while eating icecream... Two great loves were developed. Well, three if you count my Dad. :)

Another tragic ending for child stars.

Ah crap... Now I have to find a different website to hack and advertise on.

Happy Birthday, you Big Xxxxx! :)

I'm starting to sound like a broken record to my crews and cohost, but I promise I'll have more time now that summer is over! Besides my dumb summer work schedule, somehow I found myself on the planning committee for a forum that was going through its own Rebel Alliance universal break-off and change IRL. (NO, it wasn't another online or gaming group, lol... it is a RL AND non-gaming group!! omg, can we DO that?) Unfortunately, they've been meeting on Tuesday nights, and two hour meetings have been turning into four. Also unfortunately, the council members are not all as mature as our members here (if you can believe THAT), and things are much messier and uglier, so I feel it's vital that I fight to hold onto some sanity for a cause that is totally worthwhile. (And lord no, don't go thinking that we're doing something humanitarian and helpful to mankind, or anything like that). ANyway, they know that I'll be unavailable for meetings on Tuesdays starting mid-September, and will hopefully be scheduling them on other nights. So... again my sloth-like apologies and yet another promise that I will be there next week! ;)

lol... yes. I'm going to need a lot more than wine this coming week though - they just got their first experience with the usually-caged Huff Midnight Fist of Death... They're not happy. ::looking forward to skulking back into my dark cage in the corner::

How to amuse yourself with the tractor beam after hours sitting at your station in orbit.

You're a hottie either way! I like the red best. Try it for a while. If you wake up one morning and decide you're tired of it... change is just a phone call away! (Now THESE are the kind of decisions I like!)

NYC is a do-able commute for a bunch of us out here. (I can think of about 4 or 5 offhand). I'd love to stop in if that is what you decide on. I'd recommend doing it in conjunction with the convention

omg, i didn't say to post them to the public site!! Send them to me by email. Good grief.

Always stretch before reporting to duty, or this could happen to YOU.

Kansas, you have done all that was asked and required of you to pass multiple initiation rites. You are hereby absolved of n00b status. But you still need to wear the shirt now and then. ;) I'm am looking forward to Nerdfest '08, but I think we need to give a9 at least four months to recover from the booth before thinking of doing one (the booth, not the 'fest - we'll definitely do the fest) again. (Though we *do* have the banner and shirts now... and magnets.) (btw, i have a rl friend who will not believe all the elements of my Ultimate Cabana Moment (specifically the pool-boy mister), so if ANYone happened to snap a pic... please oh please send it to me!)

As long as things are not taken to a crass or over-the-line level, I see nothing wrong with either. Even *I* appreciate Ryan's Barbie-body. I'm just sad I missed Keating's butt. ;)

Hey, who murdered a couch! And who are those people? (The Gorn loved the eyeballs... He was like, "Oh Wow!.... Thanks!!" and immediately started playing with them. What a gig, lol).

Not only did Billybob's interpretation of the "Pole and Barn Paradox" not win him a blue ribbon at the state science fair, he destroyed Bettysue's genetically enhanced poultry exhibit.