Jason Craz

Happy birthday, and may you celebrate an incredibly large number more.

Happy Birthday, and may your next be celebrated withn even more joy and friends than this one.

::steps away:: Okay.........................

But, yea, that was my first real production, and you all have the cast photos. : B)

Yes, actually. We were using a very simple set for our play, Story Theatre.

Anywho, welcome my friend to STSF! Cadet's do get killed in the academy sims, but it isnt very common. So honestly, don't worry. You will be fine.

Were you here around Halloween? Oh gosh, I only lived through one simm that entire week...

Well, if I could replace that picture with a story I wrote, I'm sure I'd get much better reactions.

Eh, he did. B) Somewhat, at least. You can keep it up, just as long as no one recognizes me from the photo. :P Someone comes up to the street, saying "Hey, aren't you Craz?", then hell will be paid.

Gosh... five sites now that that picture is on.

What Crazy Thinks Are His Last Thoughts

Ensign Jason M. Craz

Personal Log

Assisstant Engineer

As the weapons were pointed at Jason, a lot of things rushed through his head. I wish I'd gone to Vulcan. What am I thinking? Hey, Jason, wake up! You're going to be vaporized by some kind of bloody alien weapon! You don't even know how it works! Wait, isn't the moment before death supposed to be much more calm? Shouldn't I be seeing parts of my life? Bloody hell, I wanted to live at least long enough to be a Lieutenant! To see a Klingon would've been fun. Craz had his hand resting on a phaser pistol, not sure whether he should attempt to draw it.

Who am I kidding? A computer sophisticated enough to keep me from shutting these things is going to beat me on a draw. Why couldn't I have cut power to the security grid? I should've done that. Well, hindsight's always perfect. I wonder if I'll feel it? What's the after life like? This is a huge bother...

They're cooks. By the way, I'm Jason Craz, engineer extrordinaire and eccentric. If you need anything fixed, blown up, or just someone for the Chief to blame, it's me. :blink:

Woohoo!

My Name Is Crazy

Ensign Jason M. Craz

Personal log

Assisstant Engineer

Log- Jason M. Craz

Well, this is my first log, isn't it? What to put in a log... Craz rubs his head for second, running a hand through his hair. I guess to put some things down for the record. My name's Jason M. Craz. My accepted nickname from birth is Crazy. I cannot say how much I despise that name. It's a bloody annoyance. I'm prefectly sane. My major at the Academy was warp theory. I didn't want to be on this field assignment. My best work is in a lab, taking some new technology apart or trying out something new. Starfleet Corps of Engineering, now that's a job I could love. Out here, there's too many chances for death. Taking for example, what happened today with the EPS conduit on B deck. If I'd done something wrong, I could be in sickbay, or even not making this log. There's too many variables out here. But, as my cousin Thomas the MACO says 'The things not to question why, but to do and die.' Besides, this can be a good chance for me to get to know alien cultures. Then again, there's not much chance for that as an Engineer. I guess that's a curse for being able to fix things. End log.

Jason pulled himself up from his chair, and takes a sip from his cup of water. His quarters were incredibly dark, with the only illumination coming from his computer and a small lamp barely giving off light. Near the viewport of his quarters, there was a a lab table with many gadgets on it, all things that Craz was working on. One, a square gadget, would decrease plasma consumption in the impulse engines. Another, a tubular object that resembeled a lightsaber(Craz was a movie buff), could be used to weld even the coolest metals together. Of course, all had flaws that Craz couldn't fix. He guessed that was another curse he suffered. He could never work out the bugs of things he was trying out.

Does this ball make my face look squished?

All right, I'm going to get shot for this post....

Deep Space 9 was great. Number 1. Possibly the most real series I've seen in a while. I give it a 10 out of 10

There's a tie for second! The Next Generation and Voyager, both with 9.1!

I have a reason for TNG's low rating.(in my opinion) I hated Troi. Too much screen time that should've been given to Geordi. Also, too many Wesley episodes. I liked Wil Wheaton though. Voyager was great. I liked Neelix. OKAY, I said it! Neelix has his moments! I love to hate him!

In third place, with 5.3 is Enterprise. I started watching Enterprise in dreaded season 4. I loved a good number of episodes, but episodes like 'Bound' and 'These Are the Voyages..' ruined it.(Don't even get me started on 'Bound') Archer's tied with Kirk as my least favorite Captain. THERE! I said that too. For me, Archer's best line was when he was doing 'Take her out, straight and steady.' That's it. Although I have to say I wanted another season to see how Vulcan did, and the Romulan war....

In last is The Original Series, with a 2.0. That's because I liked 2 out of every ten episodes I saw. Kirk was annoying, I hated the music, and the bright part of those episodes was Spock...

Outside of STSF, it was January 16th, 2005, at 8:30... In STSF, it was the Monday Academies on the week before Halloween, so I guess the 24th of October. I died both times that night.

Archer.

No, really? By the way, Sisko kicks butt. Best Captain, with Picard just barely behind him.

How far away is the closest Starbucks to your front door? I was just wondering about this.... Mine's about 0.8 miles away.

They haven't invented them on Challenger yet. :lol:

Merry Christmas to all, while there's still 75 minutes of it left in the Pacific Time Zone!

Love: Christmas in Sarajevo(I heard an electric guitar solo of it once. AMAZING!) Oh, yes, and any parody of 'The 12 days of Christmas'! Oh, almost forgot 'Mr. Grinch'.

Hate: Little Drummer Boy(being the only seven year old who remembered the words during the performance scarred me. :P

There's just no denying that the Defiant's the cutest little ship around.

WOOT! Welome aboard! Drop by the academies. The GM's will treat you to a night of death... I mean, learning and experience that improves all present.

Hey, Rach! This is the official welcome wagon from Craz! Even though I've given a few unofficial welcomes to you.

"Jason M. Craz, only five people know what the M. stands for". If it's not too many characters, that is.

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