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Let's see. One wants to protect them, one wants to hunt them. Which do I choose? Hunt them of course. Take it away Wes!

Only one caption? Come on, this spoofs what has been called the most hated YouTube video ever. Surely we can do better.

Anyone remember Admiral Garnoopy?

Is this the line for the bathroom?

Well of course. Kate's only command experience before Voyager was being married to Columbo, and even that was pretend. She's an actress. Tuvok made Lt. Commander. Paris not only disobeyed orders - That's a big thing in the military. It's not like he forgot to shine his shoes or something like that. - but he took interstellar diplomacy into his own hands. B'lanna had enough rank to function as CENG but by Starfleet rules she should have been a prisoner as a Marquis. Harry should have been promoted just to be in charge of the night shift. Voyager was his first assignment out of the Academy so someone who had been in service only a year more would have outranked him even if that other person was an Ensign too so he needed more rank to give orders to the night crew.

Jackass Midget Bar Fight Scene: The First Take

They're behind me, aren't they?

The Never Endng Story: The Animated Series

No winner yet?

Uh... I think Romell rode in tanks, not planes.

There used to be a serious movement (serious to them anyway) that Sol (the sun) and Alpha Centauri should be considered a binary star system.

Replaced by... Jerry Brown?!? NOOOOOOOOO!!!

It's been crazy in California too. We haven't had a good beach day all summer. The environmentalist hippies don't even complain about global warming anymore.

It was Moon Base Alpha Beta, and it was Airplane II.

Uhura looks quite content, Spock looks embarrassed, and everyone else has a smirk on their face. Think something was going on?

What is so damn exciting about a ship that can separate into 3 pieces for an attack? It's just one more piece than the Enterprise D, and that was against the Borg!

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That's OK. From what I hear the ship crashes just as often. Hell, the damn thing is designed to fall apart!

Do we get to call a spade a spade?

Actually, the weather bureau downgraded it to the more friendly-sounding "tropical storm". Does this mean we'll get a break from Jersey Shore?

DS9 lost me when they did a mirror universe episode every season. They cheapened the concept. It stopped being a parallel universe and became merely an opposite universe, to ridiculous extremes.

Look on the bright side. If the storm does hit we'll get a break from Jersey Shore for a bit.

Having said that, I understand it is easier said than done. If I'm at home, there is nothing I need to do, and the only thing on is Enterprise then I'll watch Enterprise, but I wouldn't go out of my way for it.

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