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V'Roy

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Everything posted by V'Roy

  1. Today is the first day of what's left of your life.
  2. Can you take my second-born? I don't like that one as much.
  3. The nostrils are the most inconvenient place to have a pimple. Trust me.
  4. I won't say you're old, but what was it like siming when all you had were cave drawings?
  5. Seriously, WTF is a 67-year old man doing watching Dancing With The Stars anyway? It's a chick show. Heck, even I only watch the Bristol parts. (I keep praying for a wardrobe malfunction but it never happens.)
  6. Anybody who has a problem with Bristol Palin has a problem with me!!
  7. Why didn't the Jedi or Sith ever figure out they could use the Force to shut off the other guy's Lightsaber?
  8. But where does the energy for this explosion come from? Wouldn't the positive and negative energies cancel each out the way the positive and negative matter does?
  9. I always choose the department that is closest to the mess hall and not too far away from the bathroom.
  10. But who would want to own a ship with that many holes in it? You can see right through the darn thing!
  11. They don't make them like us anymore. (Good thing, too.)
  12. At my age I wish I could pass quietly, if you know what I mean.
  13. I don't care what you guys say, Bristol Palin is HOT!!!
  14. Nose hairs are proof against Intelligent Design. Even a mediocre designer could have found a way to avoid these things.
  15. ::BUURRRP!!::
  16. Don't forget where the cake landed. :P
  17. Um... with the link removed how do we know we are looking at the right video?
  18. I always assumed we had a Pandora account or something.
  19. Can we at least spare the Russian mail-order brides themselves?
  20. I just Rick-Rolled Kroells! ;)
  21. There are only 10 kinds of people: Those who know binary and those who don't.
  22. Did you throw your hip out again?
  23. Because Diana Prince was an Air Force civilian employee.