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okay here's the scene, you travel millions of miles into outer space where no-one has gone before on a humanitarian mission....and you get killed by a tidal wave! a tidal wave, i was like, what?!!! so it got me interested, what is the weirdest death that's occured so far in stsf or in all of star trek for that matter? images

speaking of rowdie comrades, i was warning people about A CERTAIN NAMELESS individual freaking out the other day and nobody listened! in the end everyone thought I was the loony, i felt like screaming "i didn't do it!" before leaping off a dam, instead i realised that in time they would know THE HORROR so i sat in the corner and ate cookies which i think is a much better course of action. images, a man who will eat cookies till his sinuses are packed with chocolate chips

either that or he's a nameless pool boy named Fabio who does part time janitorial work, a job we all aspire to more then anything in the world

ya know your poll doesn't have a "we haven't gone far enough by far" type option, isn't it a little biased? no offense man, it's a cool survey to put on

yeah but the grim reaper doesn't have that same style, he has more of a badass, "i've got a sythe and i'm taking you now!" feeling whilst dac is more of the james bond villian type killer. Sitting in the captains chair with a martini in one hand and the control to the weapon of death in the other, laughing before casually saying "you're time is up ensigns, goodbye" BOOM!

thank you, i will have to make a note of that :D, by the way i'll give you a cookie if you can tell me what ARE the words to oh canada???

i just noticed something, the names we choose are put in our profiles as member rank, what's going on there ey? and yes i did say ey, a very beautiful word and an integral part of the english language, especially in canada

true true true, the epic question, graduation or gruesome death, i choose life!! ::does big "it's a wonderful life" i'm glad to be alive dance:: i have decided that living is a better option, once i get graduated i'll get killled perhaps, i'll "die another day."...............now that i want to live, chances are i'm gonna die even faster aren't they? oh shazbat! images, a guy who doesn't want a target on his head and will kick the grim reaper in the balls if he has the chance

hey, I will die, maybe like spock in st2 saving you all. i just want some last words!

must be a spelling error, they probably mean sound

that's just what wesley said, sniff, oh that's so saddddddd ::weeping like a little girl:: sorry i just watched an epsiode of TNG with that (the dauphin season 2)......if i don't find those meds soon i'm in trouble

arg, it took me seven yar to find me way out of the abyss of posts searching for the great white whale. you'd stay clear of them my laddie if i were you. signed A. Pirate.....not really it's just images off his meds again

I have but one life to live, one suggestion to make and just two words to say... BIKINI GIRLS!!!! that is all images

well actually in the name of all that is British i must state that it is R-E-A-L-I-S-E-D! ::leaps behind a table with two phasers, john woo style, and hides::

oh yeah i meant that 20 minutes in thing for the wednsday acad sim only, sorry for confusion, HAVE EDITED

BUT ONLY WHEN THERE ARE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO START ONE! they're overworked already!

uh oh, you curse us all with bad voodoo!! you forget to honour great GM gods without making big payment! They not like silly goaty man make big ideas without praise! believe me, i try one time, since then, am cursed! Big Gm's very busy, they have lives, they not want to spend all day in front of computer like us! be careful in question asking! have nice day :D and BEWARE!!!!! images/Boost p.s now where did i leave my medication?

hey hey hey zere! ach you have missed ze most important part ja? ze letter e! dumpkopf! now vere did i put zat weiner schnitzel?! images/boost

Aha, you may be a goddess dac, but i have outsmarted you, YES!!! my chat name is images so you would never recognise...wait a second, did i just give away my diabolical scheme, damnit!!!!!!! anyway you're plot will not come to pass until next monday i fear due to time zones, bugger 'em. if only there was a friday or saturday night academy sim HINT HINT HINT HINT!!!!! and yes i know that gm's have lives (surprisingly) and now i'm gonna get a reply saying that i should be aware of that, oh shazbat! images/boost

"A doomed guy in a red shirt" please, if nobody else will listen to my pleas to start a save the red guy foundation i can at least honour them this way!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i've played in an academy sim and hope to keep playing them till i graduate, however i noticed that some of the people here have written bio's is that obligatory? do i have to contact someone to say i'm enrolled? how will they monitor my progress? okely dokely that's it bydee bye

hey! i told you to stay away from my port o potty! right it's time to take action :: rambo like sequence loading up on knives guns phasers a wooden chair and a porno mag, camps outside port o pottys on chair reading the mag firing of shotgun shells into the air whenever someone comes near and screaming "git offa my property" ::

Which Voyager Character are YOU? did the voyager test, became janeway, they told me to copy this, that is all

but you've got to have the german accent right? otherwise how will u strike terror into the hearts of those that disbelieve you?! oh and the whole sounding like a nuclear physicist thing... images/Boost

ya know, i started this post a long time ago, it was my baby and i've watched it grow up into a MONSTER!!!!!!!! what in the name of eggplants is going on????!!!! and by the way STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY PORT O POTTY, i didn't bring that thing all the way from home to have it used by every klingon, vulcan, tribble and monkey who didn't think about going before they left. Those things cost an arm and a leg! images/Boost