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please people, let us all calm down and try to answer the question on all of our minds, WHO IS THE MENTOS GIRL??? mentos girl?

welcome reese, may dac never have a doomsday device ready when you are near, i think this is the stsf equivalent of LIVE LONG and prosper ;)

isn't it a bit strange to publicise the fact you stole his card, i mean he'll just cancel it won't he? the only way he wouldn't is if he was really really stupi...oh wait did you say it was A9's card? whoops my mistake okay no prob. try the peach schnapps,

THIS IS THE LOG OF MIDSHIPMAN DR. VICTOR IMAGES: ASSISTANT MEDICAL OFFICER ON THE SKY HARBOR AEGIS. CURRENTLY ON BOARD THE STATION'S SUPPORT VESSEL, THE USS PANDORA'S BOX. The last few days have been pretty hectic in sick bay. We've got a new chief medical officer, Dr. Sheepy Jones. He seems to be very capable and calm, however some of his methods seem to be a bit unorthodox. I was then a little shocked at his use of a needle instead of a hypospray, why someone would use such an archaic device i'll never know. But i think i'll learn alot from my new boss, he's handled himself and the sickbay pretty damn well since he's been in. He's especially proved himself resourceful in the situation of our captain and our first officer. The pair of them are still in forcefields. Meve is constantly abusive when awake and on occasions self destructive, several times we have had to sedate him because of this. He seems to be forming a very specific hatred against me, every time i try to perform even the most basic tests on him, he hurls insults and threats at me. I hope this is just because of the chemicals effecting his brain, otherwise when he gets better and out of that forcefield i'm dead. Commander Ayers seems to be in a completely different situation, unlike the captain he isn't planning on clubbing me to death with my own tricorder, he's acting calm and more importantly, i don't think putting him to sleep that often is a good idea. When he's asleep he has terrible dreams involving the deaths of many of his people, he suffers a great amount of pain when this happens. Furthermore when he is not conscius, his brain takes a lot more damage, i believe this may be because he cannot use his el-aurian mind sheilding to as great an extent. Because of this he tries to stay awake as much as possible, reading and when the captain is in the mood, talking. But sometimes the strain is too much and he has to face his nightmares again. It's wearing him down, and i think he knows it but he's acting like it isn't. Something i respect. We are going to implement Dr. Jones's temporary cure very soon, just when we have a proper usable sample. It will not work for long but any cure is a cure, i just have fears they'll become immune to it in time. Dr. Jones has done a very great thing finding this cure but i'm worried he is working far too hard, he needs more rest, we all do. On a side note i'm somewhat worried about my performance in duty, technically i am extremely skilled, my academy grades prove that, but maybe my tactics when talking to a patient need some tweaking. I might of come off slightly blunt. Commander Ayers told me "i suggest that you ease off and try a little honey rather then vinegar" when i was working on the captain. I do understand that i'm not always mr. happiness but it is not my job to entertain the patient, damnit i'm a doctor not a comedian. hippocrates himself said that "a doctor who smiles too much appears to the patient as a fool". Maybe i'm just too tense, my counselor back in training warned me about longterm problems to do with the death of my parents but i think all of that is completely absurd. After my shift is over i'll go up to the holodeck on deck six and let out a bit of steam on a combat sim. I'd go to the lounge except i think some of the crew think of me as "that angry guy in medical". I'll take a lower level simulation, recently the burn on my back has been killing me. END LOG

USS deus ex machina USS last minute massacre USS dac's vengeance USS S.O.S

possible ship names USS deathtrap USS doomed USS AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH! USS no-chance-in-hell USS you'd-probably-rather-shoot-yourself-then-serve-on-this-ship-and-get-melted any others?

a unicycle eh? i'll top that :: pulls rabbit out of a hat puts it back into the hat and pulls out....a rabbit::

And let me promise you, there will never be Accountant Garnoopy. :o now now, accountants are people have feelings are living creatures ummm breathe air too...... :o

a trick eh? ::puts pencil in his left ear and pulls it out his nose:: tadaa!

So it's okay if we pour ink and stamp all over her old ones right? ::pulls out his antiquated ink bottle and slips on his hobnailed boots:: images, a man willing to upset the gods :o

no, trying to create sillyness is silly. it must be natural willy nilly sillyness otherwise EVIL will come of it! i know, i once tried it a long time ago... images

heyyyyy, now that i've gota post i've been bouncing around trying to figure out something SHOULD I KEEP MY NAME? the character i decided to create was called "Victor Images" but i was wondering if i should change any of it, perhaps the first name. PLEASE don't send a reply saying "do what you want!" i'd really like your opinions about a good first name for images, or if i should remain known as images...this post is such a waste isn't it?! the midshipman currently known as images. p.s i got the idea when i was told about perhaps changing to ens_Johnson, you know who you are! ;)

so what's the average price on ebay for a fryable cadet? can you buy them in bulk? images, a man who's glad he's no longer a cadet ;)

heyyyyyyy all, i finally graduated which reminded me about something i posted a few weeks back, i REALLy want to change my chat username from "images" to "ens_images" or "mship_images" to show my rank, i would like to do this by friday when i take part in the sky aegis sim for the first time! i wondered if anyone knew how to help. danke images

qua? johnson?

i tried signing up for a new account but it told me that it already had a user on that e-mail account, does that mean i have to get a new e-mail address as well? images

::oh alright, clicks fingers, all dissapears, all memories of the events passed are gone from all memory.:: so what title do you all want? ::secret wink::

::squeezes the EVIL pencil till it is crushed into a million pieces, gulps down all of the remaining EVIL coca cola, picks up the EVIL drawing pad, (with a hard wood back), and slams it across voran's face:: We could have done this the easy way, me you, a few hundred of my evil henchmen, a sexy janitor/poolboy named fabio from a strange distant land, a man named moose and the cruel goddess he serves, but no, now i realise you want to do this the hard way. ::Pulls out an an antique revolver from the dark EVIL coat, points it at voran's head, pulls back the hammer AND...turns it round and hands it to him, then pulls out another and points it at voran, cocks the hammer:: We both take twenty paces, then whoever fires first after someone calls it wins, you game? or are you too (copyright back to the future parts 1, 2 and 3) Chicken? images, a man pushed to the edge of reason and sanity

As a lot of you know cos i whine all the time, i live in hong kong and because of the zones alot of these sessions are during my school hours, the only academy sim i could go fully through would be once a fortnight for the sunday session. Because of this i started pondering, is there any chance i can every now and then be a special guest or villian who will appear 20 mins into the Wendsday academy sim for some reason, e.g yo i'm an ambassador pick me up or yo i'm crazy i'm gonna blow you up. probably not but it's better asking and failing then not asking at all! of course if this did happen i would only show up at the request of the GM as to not screw things up. danke und byeee images/Boost p.s once i graduate i've found i could only go on the sky harbour, though that's the one i want to go on anyway!

hey this is a plea for help i want to die! it's true, every sim i've been in and lived and i've been tempting death! i mean i even went so far as to create a green goo to kill me AND THEN WE FOUND IT WAS MOONSHINE, i believe this is the doing of the gods of star trek who have noticed me branding myself the red shirt guy and have decided to NOT smite me for it. therefore i am asking if it would be possible for a death to be concocted for me in the last minutes of a sim (note the word last, as in, we're just about out of time folks last.), a gruesome death, possibly being mauled by tribbles. :) i'm asking for this for the good of mankind. people MUST see the red guy die, not doing so would be unthinkable. thank you images, a man who wants a target on his head :D p.s i'm going in the sim tommorow (wednesday) which is hosted by her high holliness, goddess dac which just might mean my dream will come true! hehehehehe...hehe..he...right :laugh:

yeah but he can't really compete with the name, what could be more of a big (doomed to get kiled by secret agent) henchmen name then moose?

let me just say something "TOO EASY?" "TOO EASY?". many a man and even more women have tried that plot against me and failed! that is the cause of the expedential increase of circus freaks in the past few months

so wait wait wait a second, if i'm right THIS weeks sunday sim should be at 11:00 ET right? if i'm wrong please feel free to hit me with a mallet, call me bobo and sell me to the circus. images, a man lost in the sea of time

::rubs sore cheek, responds in the voice of pure EVILLLLLLl:: Oh you will rue the day you did that Dr. Smith i swear you will.... ::get's out EVIL drawing pad and EVIL pencil and begins to draw out an EVIL scheme for revenge, all the while laughing an EVIL laugh and ocasionally pausing to take a sip from his EVIL coca cola or looking at the TV guide, maybe he will watch ER, oh yeah but he's gotta go out for dinner, well he could leave it on auto-record but you know those things never work and it's not really worth it is it? i mean television has got so bad lately.....where was I? oh yeah:: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA love images, a man bent on pure EVIL and soft drinks

::pats voran on the head and gives him a cookie, then laughs the laugh of an evil villian::