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Oh i'm sorry but Babylonians aren't allowed on the stsf forum, i'm afraid that Jorlis will have to be shot.

Hey you forgot the really obvious Bush mistake. such as those wonderful words and phrases "subliminable" "Educationalising" or my favourite "Most of our foreign imports come from abroad" though i do have to admit that he hasn't said anything REALLY dumb for a while, either he's been replaced by a robot or he finally got that brain he wanted from the wizard!

hey hey hey people! we need the UN, yes i do find that simpsons line "Do you want to be like the real UN or do you just wanna sit around and bicker?" very funny. but the thing is that the without the UN this planet would be more doomed then it already is! think of all the aid programmes, all the peacekeeping operations and all the human rights laws that they have set up. The reason that they don't go charging into war is because the first rule of the UN's policy is to preserve peace and only when the world is in full agreement will they take action. If you allow nations to run around willy nilly, attacking on a whim, then the UN has no reason to exist. They are not the fastest or the best organisation out there but i ask you, how could you make it better without corrupting it?

Well as a point it really wouldn't be good protesting if they did it in some godforsaken nowhere where no one lives for thousands of miles as to not interrupt anyone's lives. If they wanted to do that they'd all move to Canada!

Nothing will have to do for a goddess! strike them down with your spooky coconut bra powers and demand a new rank or threaten to banish them to your shoe mines until they do! p.s by the way everyone it;s 3 am on friday night over here in Hong Kong, and i've gotta lay off the disco dancing and the crazy ladies

I got 31 i'm a commander. all hail the great nerd with too much time on his hands or he will crush you with his nerdy powers!!!

eh? grom, you don't mind being called grom do you? good, so vick, u don't mind being called vick do you? it's a lot shorter. so grommy baby, you are kinda creepy! i don't think you can really say "whether you think this war is justified" followed by "god bless america", it just makes my head hurt...what do you mean you don't like being called grommy baby?

i want alec guiness to play me...he's what?...well it seems film production will have to wait until i get a flashlight and some shovels.

there are so many things i want to say about this post's title, but iwon't :)

You go fight for the right of stupid people! without those brave souls, McDonalds would never have been sued for the coffee incident, Bush would not have been elected and survivor would never be taken off the air. Let us hail these ignoramuses for what they have done for us! and once you've done that, proclaim me KING of the morons!

well i'm a half breed British-German (with some scottish in there) but for one day of the year WE ARE ALL IRISH and all drunk! the rest are just practice days.

what i'm disturbed about rereading it is that smith was on the bridge scanning for injured lifeforms whilst i was on the floor of the bridge dying! ya gotta love those crazy doctors

i see what you did there, most amusing images, the man who is amused by dumb puns

i second the motion! label the old!

oh great the welsh are a terrorist group now! when did that happen?!

i still prefer "USS Flying Deathtrap" over any of these :)

> This Is The Personal Log Of Victor Images All Information Within Is Strictly Confidential Stardate 0303.15 I really love my job. It's a strange way to start a log but i when i think about all of the things i could have been, being a member of Starfleet beats them all. I'm so far out in space that i feel like a Viking at the end of the flat world trying to decide whether or not to take a peek over the edge. And as a doctor just by being there to take care of the injured and the sick, i think that i can really make a difference in what happens. It's been a long road getting from there to here. I've just had to keep faith in the heart. Anyway, today's been one of those days that just reminds me about why i joined up. I was going into sickbay when I saw Dr. Jones sleeping on the settee. (That man is working so hard he's got to be getting a promotion soon.) After I put a blanket over him, I decided to do some medical tests on our new OPS officer Mr. Mogg. Most of the crew fear medical examinations like death itself and Mogg was no exception within seconds of entering sickbay he was running. I'm a little annoyed i didn't actually get down to testing him but I'll get him soon enough. However with all that faffing about with Mogg i accidently woke up Jones who sent me to give the Commander Ayers and the Captain their medication. Right now I think the Captain thinks of me somewhere between a cockroach and pocket lint, although from what I've heard from the crew that that's what he thinks of everybody so i feel at home with that. Next time i'll happily use my hypo a little more hard then usual just to give him an actual reason to hate me instead of whatever paranoid one he already has in his mind. While i was on the bridge I got to get a glimpse of the Aegis, absolutely beautiful, like a beacon of hope in the cold darkness of space. Little ships were buzzing around it like bugs drawn to a bright light. The Pandora's Box coming back to Aegis is very important to me, we should be going over very soon. Oh yes something strange happened, someone's been making a mess with the medical supplies and nicking stuff. Stupidity at it's best. Additional After testing the unknown chemical in my sleep prescription i have discovered exactly what it is. I am definitly going to have a word with Dr. Jones about it. END

And it would have been so beautiful and romantic too if it hadn't been for the giant tidal wave, the radiatian spillage, the invading pirates and the insane jungle monkeys. They will be missed.

Dac, the impecably well dressed killer, you mean. ::): Dac "well dressed"? hey i am all for coconut bras and hula girl skirts, but well-dressed would not be my descriptive of choice

so let me get this straight, i have WILLINGLY joined a forum populated a cocunut bra wearing goddess, someone who wishes to be her slave, someone who knows a little bit too much about ladies shoes, someone talking about leather fetishes and a whole other cast of characters. Up to this point i thought i'd hit an all time low, well let me tell you, I've taken a step up!!! :) get out the shoe shiner baby, rura penthe here i come!

but wait a moment, if THIS is what our brave leaders look like they won't NEED the photo! it would be like the medusa except in a horribly revealing silver swimsuit on an old man kind of way.

thank you, thank you all. It took some very hard thinking to think of that post so i want to thank for their inspiration my mother, my father, my sister, my brother, my daughter, my son, my grandma, my grandpa, my uncle, my auntie, my cousins, my nieces, my nephews, my friends, my co-stars, my dog, my cat, my four pet fish, my pet monkey-butler and Michael Jackson. We did it! We did it! thank you so much ::tear rolls down cheek::... ...do i get a check or something?

Dac why is it that you always associate the words "men" and "desperate" with the word "shoe"?! I mean being the slave to a coconut bra wearing goddess is pretty cool i'll have to admit. But if they're assigned to shoe shining duty with the amount of shoes YOU own, i would have to quote what scotty said about Rura Penthe, "better kill them now and get it over with" :)

oh that's it, i've had enough. You'll never work in "Park 'n Shop" again Randy! you hear me?!............please don't quit, i don't know how to use the register! your ex-boss

oh come on, new technology can never beat a classic, where would we be without pitchforks, burning torches and an angry mob screaming "BURN!"? think about it.