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Ensign_Rompen

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  1. Scotty: Kiptin! Tis no woman like I've ever seen... Kirk: Dammit Bones, I wanted a woman! Bones: Right here on the request form captain..one scantily clad man in a glass cryo tube, not my problem... Uhura:Boys..Boys...what are you arguing about? ::eyeing the man::
  2. are you mocking me? ^_^
  3. you can already make a lightsaber...it wont cut anything, but it exists...
  4. Have a very merry Unbirthday Dac ^_^
  5. sigh...people....Ketchup is made from tomatoes....Catsup is made from cats....
  6. Caption: Are you trying to implicate we are having an inter-species affair?
  7. hey Images, I play VTM online...here is the official Vampire the Masq site: http://www.white-wolf.com/ I play on a few different sites, if you are interested, message me and let me know...
  8. a few simple changes...... ^_^ a)noone...ever...gets changed into an omnipotent superbeing just because the writers are too crappy to think of a real storyline for them b)Crusher and Picard hook up...I mean..c'mon, what how many years of sexual tension between them and nothing ever comes of it? c)Killing Data..in fact..Nemesis never happened...we will never speak of it again... d)More Q e)Less Borg e-a) In regards to aforementioned rule, this does not apply to 7 of 9, in fact, as much more 7 of 9...as much as possible.... f)Anytime someone whines about the Dominion/Cardassians they will instantly be shot or beamed out an airlock g)Enterprise never...EVER existed...mentioning it carries a sentance of life of listening to Neelix talk and tasting his food h)Neelix is not allowed anywhere near a kitchen or anything resembeling a kitchen i)No more people dying and then showing up the next season due to a temporal anomaly/space time vortex/time suit strapped to their arses....it is idiotic and boring....kill the characters or dont...make up your mind. (can anyone say Tasha Yar?) thats all I can think of for now...more to come!
  9. Lemme know what U think....!
  10. Caption: Aw..c'mon Tuvok...The "Doctor" gets a holoemitter.....
  11. The Potter nebula.....*shakes head* only on stsf.net........
  12. lol...engineering needs to come with one of those idiot warning labels on the doors: Caution: Do not attempt a BBQ
  13. silly..."helping" the borg is sure to cause "accidents" as well as the romulans ;)
  14. *sniff* shows what you know..... ::TC:: Zordon....they are on to us....
  15. ok..lets take it step by step.... 1) While aboard the USS Whatever, delivering peace delegates to Cardassia Prime (yeah I know...but this is the academy, it could happen) 2) Q arrives, transporting us back in time, now to get back, we must help the borg dump NDak in klingon wine 3) BUT...the only people in this sector who have Klingon wine are the Ferengi, so we must barter with them to get it 4)Since NDak is putting up such a fight, we need to enlist the aid of the romulans (again...this is an academy, it could happen) to help the borg dunk NDak... got it?
  16. should'nt the real question be as to why he was having a bbq in engineering?
  17. I understand it...and it would make quite an interesting academy....though we would prolly need a double slot to get it done....
  18. http://www.coachrod.com/Pages/MountaineerField.html it wont let me copy the shortcut.... now lets see...I want to see the original power rangers (including the green ranger) in one picture
  19. Some of my favorites: -If a tree falls in the forest and noone is around, do the other trees laugh? -Do not anger the dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! -The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards!
  20. - The Power Rangers - Pokemon - The DragonBall Z guys - The weird kids from "The Grudge" - Godzilla - The Nintendo guys created a real life Super Mario - Shoddy Japanese batteries caused the tripods shields to burn out faster - SARS - Someone brought in McBain - Team America ((that movie is Hilarious)) - Inspector Gadget - The Japanese President/Prime Minister etc..called them and told them he knew what they did last summer and they died of embarrassment - Red Green was in Japan...and as well all know, ANYTHING can be fixed with ducttape - Sailor Moon
  21. oooo..how about: while escorting peace delegates, Q arrives, transporting us back in time and the only way back is to barter with the ferengi to get klingon wine so we can assist the Borg in dunking NDak into said klingon wine on a Romulan ship
  22. I dont watch movies for realistic concepts though...I watch "action" movies for action...I wanted to see Tom Cruise blow the buggers sky-high.....i woulda even waited for a sequel.....
  23. great movie....until the end...i mean..c'mon...what, did the aliens forget to charge their batteries? they all suddenly keel over? thousands of years of preparation, carefully planting the machines and monitoring humanity and they just "happen" to overlook something that will instantly kill them? a bit of a stretch if you ask me...otherwise a good movie
  24. Im with you Dumbass...although mine tend to feature 7 of 9.....mmmm...is that is what the Borg are taking in....assimilate me baby :P
  25. We actually get to vote that NDak gets to be dumped into Klingon wine? kool :P