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Zertz

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  1. When do they issue the division specific lingerie?
  2. Thumbs up for you guys still being on the go. I'm thinking I may drop in now and then to see if I may be interested again now that I've gotten more mature and have more flex time.
  3. That's actually pretty weird o.O
  4. No problemo, that means I get another go at the 3 Sim Club :D. Better give the rules and policies a reread.
  5. I'm still graduated, I assume? :D
  6. How interesting....secrets you say. I believe I left my list of reasons in my car. ::rapid footsteps, a car door opening and slamming closed, and a car driving away::
  7. Yes I do want the ZEEB etc. title.
  8. ZEEB ZEEB ZEEB ZEEB ZOOM!
  9. Poor 'ol Kroells.
  10. I've never had the honour/pestilence of being the MXO or MCO, and I can't imagine how I might respond in that situation :rolleyes:. But cheers to STSF for being forgiving, caring and trustful.
  11. I had gypsy salami, pepperoni, lettuce and mayonaise of Winnipeg Rye, share your sandwichs here.
  12. One beep for yes, two beeps for no.
  13. Erg, then who are the Lyrans?
  14. I'm still rather displeased about said revolt. An Empire was broken up, personal damages to British shipping and Loyalists, and the rebirth of Democracy leading to the current form without proper checks and balances to compensate for the stupidity of the public. Now on to ol' Chris, I'm not sure if he should get a day to his own, although I'll leave that up to Americans, but I do not find him to be all that great when compared to James Cook, Hernan Cortez, or Henry Hudson.
  15. “Barbers and Bartenders” A log, by Zertz Zertz walked into the ‘Olde Time Barber Shop’, and was immediately received by a male Bolian. The Bolian barber had Zertz sit down and after receiving instruction began his work. Making conversation, the barber asked if he had heard the rumors. “The rumors?”, inquired Zertz honestly. He soon learned what the barber mean, after elaboration on the Bolian’s part he soon learned that rumors and hearsay have been spreading about the senior staff meeting. “So, where did you hear this from?” questioned Zertz. The barbers response revealed that his co-worker’s brother has a friend who’s roommate used to work with a man under the Chief of Security, and that apparently the person in question overheard a transpiring conversation, hearing off overkill punishment, poor grammar, and all around wacky behavior. Zertz furrowed his brow, this is not what he had heard of Meve. “Must be an exaggeration, and this isn’t exactly second grade on ’pillowian’ school, we all have rules to follow and they must be enforced.” The Bolian agreed and finished up. Later that day, Zertz retired to the bar. “Some day huh, get you something?” probed the bartender. “I’ll have some purple stuff,” a pointing Zertz replied. “So, my sources tell me the Captain is in a funk” “A funk you say, why is it every civilian knows about this within 25 light years?” “You know what they say, Barbers and Bartenders, people talk to us.” “Well, I quite frankly don’t believe the rumors.” “Maybe they’re just that, but who knows, stranger things have happened” “You could be right.”
  16. I believe its worded differently because from that it means we can't change our own Federation civilization, going back in time to fix that breaks the Temporal Prime Directive.
  17. Hey, whats this button do?
  18. And then theirs the multiverse theory, which I don't believe in.
  19. Somethings, both good and bad, happen for a reason and cannot be changed. Someone said something about a woman unsuccessfully killing Hitler. Assume this is one of the things that is fated to happen, you try to kill him when hes out for a walk, hidden somewhere, you take aim and your gun jams, you go back in time and end up captures because you came in at the wrong time, the odds are against you, and mabye the fates too. So I would say no, it's not really worth trying. Unless you have nothing left to lose a la Armada.
  20. Indeed, PM a GM today.
  21. Number 1, (lol! Did not intend that!) Leia so far is better due to the golden bikini (Which is rather detailed in Super REturn of the Jedi). Number 2, lets just not imagine Commander Shelby. On a more Star Trek matter, who exactly are the Borg, if Klingons = Russia, Romulans = China and Cardassians = Germany.
  22. Yeah, all that co-existance stuff was real optimistic. Already the Grays commit acts of war by abducting members of our species.
  23. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego eh, I had a friend who had that on his comp...wonder if he still has it. Not a bad show it was.
  24. Exactly!