Joe Mathews

I'm both but normally i don't eat ANYTHING

At Auckland home about 30 kms at napier home about umm 200 kms EDIT:only 25 kms fom auckland home and 15 from napier as i was looking in the phone book.....

NO hornet class is going to be (after i finish the pics)

DIE steamrunner actually there one of my fav on st:armada 2

I moved i'm more south of Auckland also next month i'm in OZZY

WesleyMustDie and steamrunners again lol ::ducks incoming books:: any way the Akrias are my second fav ::KISSES picture of akira::

post jokes here What if the Borg assimilated the Nanite culture Ten results: 1.Borg ships the size of softballs. 2.Borg ships with the power output of a 30W light bulb. 3.Borg assimilation of tricorders and hand phasers becomes a real annoyance for Starfleet. 4.Borg get massacred by Packleds. 5.Ferengi discover that a trash can with a Borg cube in the bottom never has to be emptied. 6.Borg endangered by felines playing with their cubes. 7.The Borg scout cubes are found to be the advance over the Swiss Army knife that the Boy Scout knife wasn't. 8.Borg cubes make a great substitute for bricks. 9.Borg space heaters. 10.Borg Hockey!

black holes hmmmmmmmmmm great that will be just one more stupid thing for me to try and make right after i get this coke bottle of my face after simulating space "air" and moveing it

Good luck as a gm Commander Amnor

diet

^^^ my fav

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neelix: Actually, Captain, I'm not really familiar with the chickens in this system. But, if you can catch it, I can cook it. Riker: I don't know why, but I know how: with pleasure, sir. Worf: I don't know. KLINGON chickens do NOT cross roads. HoloDoc: How should I know? No one tells me anything around here. I didn't even know we added chickens to the crew. All I know is that it would have been nice, BEFORE the chicken went off to the cross the road, if it had remembered to turn me off! Dr. Crusher: If there's nothing wrong with the chicken, there must be something wrong with the universe. Dr. Soran: His heart just wasn't in it. (Scenes of chicken torture with nanoprobes have been edited out.) Scotty: Because she couldna take much morrrrrre. Odo: I don't know, but I'm sure it must be Quark's fault. Quark: Who, me? Charlie X: Because it didn't want to STAY...STAY...STAY... Kirk: You chicken bastard, you killed my son...YOU chicken BASTARD, you killed...my SON...you CHICKEN bastard....you killed my...son! Troi: I feel the chicken's pain! Kira: It was probably being chased by those cursed Cardassians. Bones: Dammit, I'm a doctor, not an ornithologist! Data: The chicken, in observing that it was on the opposite side of the 20th century Terran paved roadway, was aware that its immediate goal should have been to traverse the distance without interception by an kind of combustion-propelled personal transport vehicle, but I am unclear as to why any kind of domesticated fowl should desire to perambulate upon a conveyance normally reserved for the usage of...yes, sir. Dr. Bashir: It probably heard about my amazing medical skills not to mention my sexual prowess and came to get some pointers. The Borg: Crossing the road is irrelevant. The chicken will be assimilated. Hugh the Borg: Maybe it just needed a big hug! B'Elanna: I'm sure it felt suffocated by all the bleeping regulations of bleeping Starfleet and just couldn't stand it any longer! Picard: There are four lights! Q: Wouldn't you like to know? Too bad your puny human brain wouldn't be able to comprehend the answer. Uhura: Shall I open hailing frequencies so you can ask it, sir? Tasha: That depends...was it fully functional? Chekov: It must have been on its way to assist in saving my life for the billionth time.. did I scream this time? Khan: With my last breath I spit at the chicken... Harry: I don't know, it's my first mission. Paris: Well, I think that...say, that's a lovely shirt you're wearing. Harvey Mudd: Chicken? I don't remember any chicken. No no no, there's been a terrible misunderstanding. Janeway: Its primary goal was no doubt to get back to the Alpha Quadrant...and it probably misses its dog. Nurse Chapel: Oh, Spock! Lwaxana: Oh, Jean-Luc! Spock: Fascinating, Captain. V'Ger: To join with the Creator. The Grand Nagus: Stupid chicken! You don't cross the road all at once! You sneak across it quietly, without anyone noticing! Gul Dukat: Well, that's a very interesting question...I'm sure we can work out some kind of arrangement to obtain that information that will be to everyone's satisfaction. Kes: It was remembering back to the times when its ancestors crossed roads all the time! They lost those abilities because they stopped using them! O'Brien: No problem, Commander, I'll get right on it. Wesley: I'm not sure, but I can figure it out if I reroute these systems and reconfigure the warp field and run a complete internal whootchacallit on the computers and... Sisko: It was seeking deeper meaning. Jake, do you see what we've learned from all this? Jake: Check out the babe that just came off that transport! Geordi: Well, wherever it's going, I'm sure it'll have more luck with women than I do. Sulu: Don't call me Tiny! Sarek: Sometimes logic fails me where chickens are concerned. Mr. Homn: Dax: To get to the other side. Kurzon might have disagreed with me, Tobin I'm sure wouldn't have had a clue, and then there's... Tuvok: That's not a question we'd prefer to hear from a senior officer. It makes the junior officers nervous. Gene Roddenberry: To boldly go where no chicken had gone before.

Joes words on it 1. must re watch :: gets dvd ready:: 2.and they ay humans don't need revage anymore 3.ummmm no commant 4.in the words of data ohhh S###

~sigh~ii fit in

<---hates the all blacks supports ENGLISH soccer legue\ any whooo............. i would love to live in the inner city

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT CBS ::cries:: had to find a way to hurt my ego

only one i hav't seen. My fav now is Insurrection use to be nemises but Insurrection is on nz tv once every 2 months Motion picture is my second fave

Welcome. Visit monday night Academy. you wont last to the next one MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA

"You know me but you don't"

~from his secert place~you should read the mesage boards as of late the mods have been repeating them selves over and over again LOL

<------feels like stsf's only kiwi/irishmen if only my friends like star trek to we whould have a lot more aucklanders

htips? oh well Hi Rach1701D

I live in south auckland NZ so i don't think anyone would be close to me (nz is civilised unlike U.S.A.)

::Goes of crying to his new secert place::

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