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Note this down folks: The precise day "pimp my ride" went TOO far.

Heh, it was hard for anyone to beat dumbass's first entry...but someone did.

Marx!

Go for it.

What method would you use to kill Scrappy Doo?

Here ya go!

For just five dollars a month you can foster a Cylon. With your help they can lead a healthy, productive life... The downside is of course that that life does involve the eventual slaughter of everyone you know and love...But show you care. Give Today!

Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone. I encourage much drinking, singing and dancing and I mean the real kind, none of that red star stuff!

Cheers,

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Who'd you rather be?

A ) Jack Bauer <24>

B ) Brock Samson <The Venture Bros>

Admit it...you've had worse looking dates.

Dude, forget the gaps, there's a one word description of lucas dumping on Star Wars for no reason.

Midichlorians

Here endeth the lesson.

We're doomed dude.

That's all there is to it.

Doomed.

However I'm going to just enjoy it as long as I can. There are two death of trek scenarios...

One: Trek fans will slowly die off into something weird till one day we're like those I love Lucy fans and then poof, we're gone.

Two: The franchise gets re-invented, trek becomes "cool" but we get cast off like people clinging to the past. Trek as we know it dies but a new one gets reborn.

We are lost. We're the people who argued for ages why klingons changed their headgear. We wanted to know when Sisko would come back. We are lost. Full stop. But we're the happy lost.

Yeah and i'm getting signs of carpal tunnel and I'm not even as big a geek as I could be...I've got so much to give damnit!

Heh, you confused me even more by writing 3/11. Was wondering at first before I read the post why you were warning us about a 3rd of november clock change! :blink:

Dim sum is fried gold.

sweet bajeebus. Thats the kind of game you dream about.

Dude there are. They're just not very palatable! Believe me. Back home in Hong Kong if you ever have a stay in a hospital where you get a choice of the western or chinese breakfast, don't be heroic. Otherwise you get stuck with something called congee, a horrible porridge-like substance. Urrrg!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congee

Oh and Dim Sum is supposed to only be a lunchtime thing like having a sandwich. Its really less often that locals order it at any other time.

But more importantly, I'm going on my brother's stag night in Amsterdam in April and I have no idea what to say to stop my girlfriend giving me evil looks about it! :blink:

My brain hurts

Okay the boy has to die! You can't let him live! I don't care if its in his contract to do a three picture deal. And tell Scorsese I'm not afraid of him or his goons.

Two Rejected Mcdonalds Slogans:

"Rodents Make It Magic"

"I'm Lovin' Rat!"

Oh man, hungover as hell. Kill me now!

How did someone so evil become a spiritual leader, anyways?

Heh, go on wikipedia.

Look up "Pope".

I'm sure you'll find quite a few examples right there. :P

Can I help it if its true?! ;)

But yeah even I found Kai a bit too obviously evil.

I once knew a guy, for some weird reason horses got his gears a goin'.

I love the moral of the chinese new year animal race fable. To win the race you don't have to be strong or hardworking, you just need to ride on some poor git's back till you get to where you want to be.

Woke up my girl with chocolates, flowers and champagne plus breakfast. Watched a mushy flick with her before taking her out on the town. Ladies, do I pass?

Shrug, bah! I swear I laughed by the time she had her hundredth "Oh we're allowed to be mean cos the cardassians were mean to us" speech. ;)

But honestly, could Major Kira ever get that bug out her butt? I don't blame Nana Visitor, her acting was pretty damn solid, but whenever the writers wrote an episode dealing entirely with a Bajoran issue she became a royal pain in my own backside.