THE BLU Prints!! A sarcastic and humorous take on last week's simlog.... 08Jun2015

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THE BLU Prints!! A sarcastic and humorous take on last week's simlog on 08Jun2015

 

August Jax Robinson -> {{Does the Other Wife know that I am First ::innocent who me look::}}

Heather Jamieson -> :: Still hanging with the Robinsons that are named Will ::

August Jax Robinson -> ::Blames Heather for all this::

STSF_BluRox -> (wife #3. Good thing the hot hologram girlfriend is offline)

Blu> Ah....What happened to all the love on this ship.....we used to be known as "The Love Boat" back in the day!

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: to Will :: I should try to find something to cut from my angle.

STSF_BluRox -> (I thought Heather was about to pass out in the last sim from blood loss?)

August Jax Robinson -> {{Yeah! near death...sweet death::

Heather Jamieson -> :: Feeling light headed ::

Blu> From a scratch, to exsanguinated!

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((You know you're on the ground now, yes?))

Heather Jamieson -> ((Thought we dropped some only))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((No, you dropped completely by the end of the sim))

Heather Jamieson -> ((on our sides?))

STSF_BluRox -> (dropped to the ground, you two are still stuck to one another, you were on top)

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((No, on your head :P ))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((I don't care if you fell on your sides, your back, your head or your toes :P))

Blu> Someone's going to action then falling out an airlock soon......

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::Eyes still closed:: Kwai... you should eat Heather

Blu> Jax.......now now.....If you remember, Kwai has a sweet tooth...not sure she'd up for science officer today.... Are blue shirts sweet?

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> ::hears a noise, sounding like perhaps Jax, and waves for Christina to go with Ayumu and check it out::

Christina_Nickles -> :: sees Blu’s motions and follows Ayumu::

STSF_BluRox -> ::crouching low and moving through the underbrush, keeping an eye out for Kwai, but with the dense foliage, it is difficult::

Blu> Yes....yes.....send the redshirts to check it out.....

 

 

ACTION: Christina and Ayumu trip over the partially wrapped up body of Jax

Christina_Nickles -> :: trips over Jax thinking the pile was just more webbing::

Christina_Nickles -> Ayyyykkk

ACTION: Ayumu keeps her balance and so does Christina

STSF_BluRox -> (stupid dice failed)

STSF_BluRox -> (next set)

Blu> Dice fail #1.....need to do a balance check on my die and see which favor me......

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> HEY! get us out of here before she comes back.

August Jax Robinson -> help!

Christina_Nickles -> Wait a minute... :: starts pulling on the webbing to reveal Jax’s face:: COMMANDER!!

August Jax Robinson -> Nickles!

ACTION: Christina's yelling has alerted Kwai

Blu> Yes...when hiding from a foe.... one should "always" yell out in CAPS!!!!

 

 

Christina_Nickles -> How long have you been like this Commander? ::as she continues to try to free Jax before Kwai finds them::

Blu> Do you mean grouchy? Or stuck in webbing?

 

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Frees Heather, then heads over to Nickles:: You don't look good. We'll have to get out of here and get you to sickbay.

Blu> At least he didn't say that he'd best get you over to makeup first!

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: Walks with Kasuga :: Do you have a bandage perhaps? Something I can wrap around my arm?

Blu> Because Ops would be the best person to ask if he's carrying one?

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Rummages around her bag producing a bandage:: Here you are.. I don't have much here. Best get to sickbay

STSF_BluRox -> (whoa....where did you suddenly get a bag? No bag)

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Kasuga, are you carrying around a purse or something?))

STSF_BluRox -> (sorry, fanny packs are not part of the bridge staff's uniforms)

Blu> Fleet issue fanny packs? Blazes no!

 

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Provides some support for Heather::

August Jax Robinson -> We should cut the arm off

STSF_BluRox -> (amputate!)

Heather Jamieson -> We should cut you off at the head.

Blu> Am I going to have to put the two of you in timeout together?

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Are you all leaving? Maybe I'll turn this into a Risa Pleasure Palace when you go.))

Blu> Says the one that always hates when we go to Risa......maybe we should all go now that she's actualy in the mood for it!

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> We got everyone? ::gets ready to seal the door::

Ayumu Kasuga -> The Admiral's still in there

ACTION: Will sees more globs of webbing seal over the door as she tried to re-trap him

August Jax Robinson -> Shouldn’t you have said that before we exited the Holodeck?!

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Ya think?))

Ayumu Kasuga -> Was kinda busy freeing Will and Heather.

LtCmdrRobinson -> Could have used the info earlier

Blu> Doh!!!?? And now Ayumu is blaming Heather too! Poor Heather...

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::shifts back to the second trap laid, fuming that she wasn't able to recapture the humans because she'd have more leverage than just the one cat creature::

Blu> "Just the one cat creature"? Gee thanks....

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Nickles, go grab some photon grenades, if we lose control again we will knock out everyone in the holodeck including Kwai.

STSF_BluRox -> (wait, you're going to blow up the ship....bad idea!!)

Blu> Might I reiterate......Bad Idea!!

Christina_Nickles -> Commander? ::to Will:: sir we can use the torches again to regain try or would you rather I go to the Armory and get the grenades?

Ayumu Kasuga -> (uh oh)

Blu> No, no, no....Grenades in ship filled with plasma and other volitie stuff = big hole in ship = air exiting ship = vacuum entering ship...

Christina_Nickles -> :: calls a security officer and tells them to bring 3 grenades from the Armory::

Blu> I swear I'm going to make you roll to see if you blow yourselves up or damage the ship. It will come out of your pay

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> Heather, you are bleeding and will slow us down

August Jax Robinson -> Go to sickbay

August Jax Robinson -> ::Scowl::

Blu> Not 'Heather, you need help'....just that you'll slow them down.

 

 

Christina_Nickles -> Commander? ::to Jax:: Are you ok on your own sir?

August Jax Robinson -> I will be with my Husband.. of course I will be OK

August Jax Robinson -> ::Lies::

Blu> I see Jax is still spreading her special version of Love....

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> (crap, I rolled a 1)

STSF_BluRox -> (I'm screwed)

Blu> Dice fail #2. Seriously have to do a die calibration test this weekend and sort out the bad ones.....

ACTION> Blu takes one too many steps forward and manages to get tangled in a web that yanks her off her feet and dangling ala Jax/Robinson/Jamieson in a tree.

STSF_BluRox -> :: crap::

 

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::picks up a tricorder and scans her arm and body:: Looks like your arm's broken. I'll have use the regenerator. ::Picks it up and begins to reseal the broken arm::

Heather Jamieson -> Broken? I don't feel much.

Heather Jamieson -> I thought it was just cut.

STSF_BluRox -> (how did you break your arm with a knick?)

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((I thought you were just cut too, Heather))

Ayumu Kasuga -> Hm. Yes, well that too. Did you fall a great height? It's not too bad though. ::closes the regenerator:: There we go. Now to work on your cuts to your arm. ::Picks up the dermal regenerator::

August Jax Robinson -> {{That is why Ayumu is at Helm, not medical}}

Ayumu Kasuga -> ((Exactly!))

August Jax Robinson -> ;)

Heather Jamieson -> {{Should have said pregnant}}

Heather Jamieson -> :: To Kasuga :: I hope it's only a tiny break...

Ayumu Kasuga -> Just a hairline fracture. ::works on the cuts and other wounds::

Blu> I will NOT be letting Ayumu check me out. The Caitian does not want to come back from medical 'fixed'...

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> Kwai...I swear when I get my hands on you...

STSF_BluRox -> ::: gets a good tear with her claws, and as she bounces up, frees herself just enough to get an arm free and swing at the creature sitting above her::

ACTION> Blu gets pricked by the stinger - is there poison in that stinger?

ACTION:: Catches Kwai by the end of one wing, ripping the tip of it a little

STSF_BluRox ->:: As she tore the creatures wing tip, feels her arm also get jabbed by the stinger, and it instantly goes numb::

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::buzzes angrily at the harm done to her wing, hurt now and not happy about it, retreats to the safety of one of her hives::

STSF_BluRox -> Oh crud....

Blu> :: frowns at the lingering effects of Rolling a 1 on her d20.

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> Being attached to Will was...strange..

Ayumu Kasuga -> Strange in what way?

Heather Jamieson -> I've...appreciated his contribution to the ship in the past and would have relished a.. :: laughs:: close encounter..

Heather Jamieson -> But being that close you get a different view of someone... just not what I expected.

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Raises brow:: Are you sure August would appreciate said close encounter?

Ayumu Kasuga -> Your relationship with her is pretty bad as it is

Ayumu Kasuga -> Hmm. So, you're like... those feelings...?

Heather Jamieson -> Oh I'm sure I'll hear about it.

Blu> Que sleezy saxophone musical interlude here..........

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> :: falls back dangling upside down, secured only by her legs, with the poison starting to run through her::

Blu.> No...I am not a pinata, nor a tether ball.....

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> I should get a sling for my arm.

Ayumu Kasuga -> Arm slings I can do as well. They should be in the medical cabinets

Blu> I thought Ayumu was fixing that?

Heather Jamieson -> :: Holds her arm out so Kasuga can attach :

Blu> gets a screwdiver and starts to attach the new arm.....