The Blu Prints 17Oct2011

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The Blu Prints.....a sarcastic and humorous take on last week's simlog....

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Hello Wife®

August Jax Robinson -> Hello Husband

August Jax Robinson -> ::bites him::

LtCmdrRobinson -> what was that for?

Blu> Do you really think she ‘needs’ a reason? Though, that can be taken two ways…

1.) either she’s nuts…..or

2.) he deserves it!

 

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ::salutes and falls on his biobed::

Blu> He does that so well…..

 

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> Hello Work-Related Associates™

Jameson Bardolph -> rofl, Ayumu

Capt Rian Kwai -> ;:gives Kasuga a look::

STSF_BluRox -> Ok, folks seem to be filing in. We heard from David,he's not going to be able to join us this evening.

Ayumu Kasuga -> No Governor General tonight, eh?

Ayumu Kasuga -> Oh, wrong David Johnson

STSF_BluRox -> ::gives Ayumu the look::

Ayumu Kasuga -> David Johnson is Canada's Governor General. :D

Blu> Alrighty then….Ayumu’s been hitting up the bagged milk again I see….

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> looks like we also have Kbear hanging as a nurse again tonight

Ayumu Kasuga -> Yay, more hot foot fetish action! :P

Jameson Bardolph -> ::headdesk::

Jameson Bardolph -> we said that was all done by now, right? :P

Blu> Remember the source Barcode….remember the source…::Points up one set..::

 

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ::still on biobed, but clean::

Blu> Keep it clean mister!

 

 

KBear -> :: walks over to Dr Sen:: How are they looking Sir

Ens Tisa Sen -> ((Kbear its Dr Tisa, She is bajoran))

Blu> And how long was Kawalas a Bajoran!? lol

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::in sickbay, watching over the Wife®::

August Jax Robinson -> ::Out for the count on a Bio bed, because of Will::

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::actually saved her life...she'll thank him later::

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::much later::

August Jax Robinson -> ::much much much later::

 

 

So….setting the scene….

Bardolph and Jax on biobeds (No, not the same one), on a biobead, so…..

David just shoo’d into hall from medical

BluRox with Will checking on Jax….

Dr. Tisa and Nurse KB there actually working unlike the rest of us…

Heather Jamieson -> :: Enters sickbay, seeing it busy, but not so bad ::

Capt Rian Kwai -> ((Since when did Sickbay turn into the place to be?))

LtCmdrRobinson -> (since I showed up)

STSF_BluRox -> (howdy Admiral­-even Sovak showed up to check on her!)

Sovak -> ((::jaunty wave::))

STSF_BluRox -> ((seems they're all coming to see your 'wife' Will, not you)

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((that’s just an excuse to see me, boss.))

Ens Tisa Sen -> ((::Puts up the party lights and opens the drug cabinet::))

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Goes to see Jax and nods to Robinson:: She is holding her own

KBear -> (( trys not to be Sick becuase of Wills comment))

Blu> Suddenly envisioning one of those tiny clown cars, with the whole crew trying to stuff into it, much like all of us around a biobed….

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Kasuga, how come you're not in sickbay?

Ayumu Kasuga -> Me? I'm not sick. Do I have to be in Sickbay?

Capt Rian Kwai -> I dunno, seems like everyone else is down there. I was wondering if they were having some sort of party and we didn't get the invite.

Blu> See, her plot….she’s conspiring to have us all in sickbay, then she’s going to steal my yacht and blow up the rest of the ship……oh wait…..Rian, was that this plot or the next?

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: Peers at Will's noggin, where the rock met his head :::: Gasps ::

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::has not treated his rock induced head injury yet cause he is just awesome like that::

Blu> See, told you he has a head like a rock, it’s why he’s so dense!

 

 

KBear -> (Nurse) ::sees August and rushes over to her:: DR Shes seizing

Blu> Maybe should be nicknamed Sherlock as well

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::Starts having a seizure::

August Jax Robinson -> ::console above her starts beeping::

LtCmdrRobinson -> Hey, why is my wife beeping? ::points to the console::

Blu> Wouldn’t you rather she be beeping…..than ‘tooting’?

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> (Ok, Jax..you're still running on week 2 of your +5 to peril, if you're going to go there, you get the full run of dice and risk not making your save))

LtCmdrRobinson -> (ruhroh)

Jameson Bardolph -> ::hearing all the commotion, pushes himself up on one elbow, looking with concern in Jax's direction::

Ayumu Kasuga -> (Dun dun dun!)

LtCmdrRobinson -> (boss, dont kill my wife. I don’t want to have to get someone else drunk to marry me later on)

August Jax Robinson -> ((:D))

Ens Tisa Sen -> (( OOOOOOOI hear the dice)))

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Sets up the brain scan::

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::looking,looking,looking::

Blu> Oh no….She can’t find Jax’s brain!!!

 

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ((poor Ayumu))

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::chuckles:: I've got a request from Dr Wilson that I'll need to converse with Blu about when she returns.

August Jax Robinson -> ::Settles down::

Ayumu Kasuga -> Ooooh

KBear -> (Nurse) Need me to do anything to help you Doctor?

Heather Jamieson -> :: Pulls the Commander close :: "I know this is a bad time, but I overheard your children getting more unruley since you two have been gone. I'll go look in on them. Okay?"

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::looks up:: Ok everyone, if you aren't needing med attention, please leave.

 

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Looks around:: Maybe the e-vite got sent to my Spam folder?

Capt Rian Kwai -> Either that or no-one likes us and we'd best go eat some worms.

Ayumu Kasuga -> Forver alone!

Jameson Bardolph -> ((poor Ayumu))

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> I"m still not keen on a man with a girl's name, you know?

Ayumu Kasuga -> So you're not into the Boy named Sue?

Capt Rian Kwai -> A man named Deb.

Capt Rian Kwai -> Neither sound appealing. Is it some sort of strange human tradition?

Blu> Don’t be hatin’ Rian…or for that matter… “Ryan”? Talk about calling the kettle black

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> (Muhahah, postes a pic for you all on FB to show I'm not bluffing)

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::wonders if he can lock the kids in a closet for a few days, decides that'll just ###### August off more::

Sovak -> ((::starting up FB to see::))

Ayumu Kasuga -> ((::Likewise::))

Ens Tisa Sen -> ((::Rattle,rattle,rattle::))

Heather Jamieson -> (( Sees many loaded dice ))

Ayumu Kasuga -> ((::shakeshakeshake::))

STSF_BluRox -> (rolls 1-4, Jax saves......roll 5, not so much)

Heather Jamieson -> (( Sees a few with Heather's picture on them ))

STSF_BluRox -> (going to need some healing intervention here)

 

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Shrugs:: Human culture and nomenclature can be quite eclectic as one can imagine.

Capt Rian Kwai -> Let's face it, you humans are weird.

Ayumu Kasuga -> Having seen the humans on this ship, I am inclined to agree.

Blu> Wow…so politically correct. Our XO has suddenly become very judgmental, and this from someone that was almost the queen of her own ‘hive’?

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::staying out of the way but not going anywhere::

Ens Tisa Sen -> I don't want a repeat with his head injury either

Sovak -> ((::best Rainman impression:: Lot of dots. Definately, lot of dots...))

STSF_BluRox -> ((MORE dots, more dots...now....stop dots!!)

Ayumu Kasuga -> (All the dots got to Kwai)

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Boys> ::running up and down the corridor, screaming and doing

their best to wear out the babysitter::

Blu> Does anyone else envision them being like the boys in Talladega Nights?

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: Takes the initiative and heads toward the Robinson's abode ::

Heather Jamieson -> :: A few minutes later, arrives at their door and whooa! :::

Blu> Heather finds a sea of Will’s dirty socks all over the floor of his quarters.

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::finishes up and sighs, knowing her recovery is in the hands of the

prophets now::

Blu> In other words….she’s hosed…..

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> ACTION:: Naked Gunner finds his way up the lift to the bridge

Heather Jamieson -> :: to the boys :: "You must be.. hey hey stop. Here you." :: graps one as he passes by ::

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::watches naked Gunner streak the bridge:: My case rests, Your Honour.

Heather Jamieson -> :: Sees a naked little on on the lift just as the door closes ::

Heather Jamieson -> ((little one))

Capt Rian Kwai -> That could have been the clone, you know.

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::a bit louder voice:: Gunner, what are you doing?

LtCmdrRobinson -> Gunner> ::waves::

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Shrugs:: Human clone, then. ::waves back::

Heather Jamieson -> :: grabs up the other boy and heads to the lift :: "Bridge."

Heather Jamieson -> :: the lift opens moments later to Heather holding one of the boys \

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Gunner, sit, please.

Ayumu Kasuga -> And how did he get access to the bridge? The kid is connected.

LtCmdrRobinson -> Gunner> Looking for Mommy.

Heather Jamieson -> "Has anyone seen a boy with his.. oh there you are."

Ayumu Kasuga -> Oh, Heather. I was about to call someone.

STSF_BluRox -> ACTION:: Gunner hops up on the Science officer's chair::

Heather Jamieson -> :: gets on one knee to speak to the naked one ::

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::glad she's not Apollo::

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Mom isn't here. and what will your daddy think about you running around like that?

LtCmdrRobinson -> Gunner> ::shrugs::

Blu> I wouldn’t put it past Will either, so I’m sure his kid doesn’t think anything of it either.

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> ::Stablizing::

Blu> Jax….stable? ROFL!! And you expect us to believe that?

 

 

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::Isn't very good with kids. Leaves it to Kwai and Heather::

Blu> Coward……

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::looks to Robinson:: Are her affairs in order...just in case

August Jax Robinson -> {{nice}}

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::looks at him again:: We are on the edge here.

Ens Tisa Sen -> I'm hoping I can still save her, but its not entirely in my hands

Blu> ::No….it’s in mine!! Muhahaha…..watches the dice teetering::

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> My wife isnt dying. She is just being stubborn.

Blu> Doh…

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::looks at the Doctor:: What?

STSF_BluRox -> (no Willl, it's not Doctor What, it's Dr Who...)

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> "Your mommy and daddy sent me to play with you for a bit..." :: takes her jacket off and covers Gunner with it ::

Heather Jamieson -> "Would you like to play in a biiiig room?"

LtCmdrRobinson -> Gunner> ::doesn’t like strange lady grabbing him so he pees on the science chair::

Heather Jamieson -> "No no.. not my jacket.."

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::watching, has taken care of Gunner and clone-Gunner, so knows how to match some wits with the kid::

Blu> Ah….she’s finally found someone her own level!

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> Arrives on the bridge, just in time to see the kid taking a leak on the chair....::What in the blazes is going on here?

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::sees the yellow puddle on the Science chair. Really glad she's not Apollo right now::

Heather Jamieson -> "Oh, well, hello Admiral. A containment leak here on the bridge."

STSF_BluRox -> ::sees Heather with the kids:: What is going on here.....::noting the mess that's been made of the Science station::

STSF_BluRox -> Uhm...I can see that. Perhaps you should get to cleaning it up?

 

 

Apollo -> (( Sorry not feeling well tonight running a bit slow ))

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((have a seat))

STSF_BluRox -> (welcome Apollo, you're just in time to see a Naked Gunner take a leak on your seat on the bridge)

Blu> Nice Will…….

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: gets out a nice 24th century device for cleaning, a Dyson Mark IV ::

Heather Jamieson -> :: Cleans the chair ::

Ayumu Kasuga -> Don't forget to use the steam attachment.

Heather Jamieson -> :: Finishes the steam function. Notes the chair is clean as a baby's bottom ::

Blu> Good at Helm and upholstery

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::looks at Robinson::Why don't you go check on your children. I'll keep you posted

Blu> He’d rather foist them off on Heather….

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> Nurse Betty> ::gives Will a look::

Ens Tisa Sen -> They need to be reassured by you

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::looks at the wife® and nods:: Call me if anything changes. And watch out, she might punch you. She does that.

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Boys> ::grab onto both doorways to keep themselves from going into the lift:: NOOO!

Heather Jamieson -> :: As she makes her way to the lift, the boys start to notice Heather's auburn hair ::

Heather Jamieson -> "We. Are. Going. In. This, Door. Ooof!"

Jameson Bardolph -> ::drops back on the bed, looking back up at the ceiling::

Jameson Bardolph -> ((phaser 'em, heather!))

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> Nurse Betty> ::Looks at Sen, shakes her head:: can you believe he did this to his wife

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::Glares at Betty:: that is inappropriate to be saying.

Blu> Look at you stirring up stuff!

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> Once you get her transferred down, we'll be heading out. Theres a nebula a bit off in the distance, that we'd like to get mapped and see what's hidden behind it.

Capt Rian Kwai -> ::nods:: Yes, ma'am.

Blu> Whoa, I must be getting better, or am just hearing things…..she hasn’t listened to me since before she took over my ship during that Excalibur incident!

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> Kate> ::Still playing nicely::

Blu> At least there is one good one

 

 

August Jax Robinson -> Nurse Betty> you think? look at her... this isn't the first time he has done something like this

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((almost kill Jax or impregnate her? which one are we talking about ;) ))

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Did they cause any trouble?

Heather Jamieson -> "He." :: pointing :: "Peed on the science chair on the bridge."

Apollo -> ::Slips quietly into science 2, running a few scans::

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::looks at Gunner:: He has a public urination problem.

 

 

Ens Tisa Sen -> ::looks back at Bardolf:: Ok squeeze my fingers

STSF_BluRox -> Iok, I read that as pull my finger)

KBear -> (Nurse)(LOL))

Ayumu Kasuga -> (lol)

Ayumu Kasuga -> (almost the same thing)

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Can I ask, Blu...what's with the party in medical? I heard a rumor about a big gathering down there?

Blu> What, you didn’t get the memo? Head trauma convention…members only.

STSF_BluRox -> It seems, that Jax has a bit of a following, of a certain group of men on the ship. Though, I'd caution some of them to watch their step. She has a jealous husband that likes to shoot people and blow things up

Jameson Bardolph -> ((one time...it was one time... ::siiiiigh::))

STSF_BluRox -> It's like...the Jax fan club or something....

Capt Rian Kwai -> Some sort of hormonal thing?

STSF_BluRox -> (you...mister, have a rep now!)

LtCmdrRobinson -> ((I think its gone to her head))

August Jax Robinson -> {{what can I say... I am just SO much fun}}

Blu> Nice try Bardolph…we see how you skulk after her….

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> "Will, can I call you Will for simplicities sake?"

LtCmdrRobinson -> ::shrugs:: Its fine with me.

Heather Jamieson -> :: Trying to dress Gunner ::

Blu> Heather…the female Bardolph..

 

 

Apollo -> ::Lowly:: That can't end well for anyone...

STSF_BluRox -> (what's that Apollo...the men and Will, or the pulling of the finger?_

Ayumu Kasuga -> ::wishes she could be as lucky with the men::

Apollo -> ((either! ))

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> :: Nods to the little girl :: "She's not like the others."

Blu> Well…at least she knows a little anatomy!

 

 

Heather Jamieson -> "If you can take the boys I can fix something up for them." :: looks down at Max ::

Blu> Look at Heather all ready to move in on the franchise in case August cashes in her chips……

 

 

Capt Rian Kwai -> Did medical clear you yet? ::raises a brow::

STSF_BluRox -> And Rian, you and I will have to spend some time going over your performance review....

Apollo ->::Smirks at the command officers as he slips off the bridge and into a TL::

STSF_BluRox -> Nobody said I could not run my missions....only they wished I stay off of away teams for a little bit.

Capt Rian Kwai -> Uh huh. I'm going to have confer with medical on that one. ::looking at her PADD, trying to look all innocent and all::

STSF_BluRox -> I think, you are getting too much of a taste for my seat. Need I remind you what I did with the last one?

Capt Rian Kwai -> Did you throw her into cryogentic stasis, or was that the first XO?

August Jax Robinson - Kate> Da!

STSF_BluRox ->: Uhm huh...::pulls out padd:: I might have to confer with Will on how you handled this whole bomb thing...

 

 

LtCmdrRobinson -> Yes, I can hear you.

Capt Rian Kwai ->::hears dueling banjos in her head::

 

 

STSF_BluRox -> ACTION:: Tisa slips on something that one of the many visitors to Jax had dropped, some sort of flower,, and almost goes face first into the dirty bed pan tray....

Jameson Bardolph -> ((ew))

KBear -> (Nurse) ::catches sight of the Doctor falling:: DOCTOR!!

STSF_BluRox -> Rule #1 ......Don't mess with me... I'll win.

Ayumu Kasuga -> lol!

Heather Jamieson -> Makes the peeing on the science chair seem minor...

 

Jameson Bardolph -> ::glad she walked away from me before splashing::

 

STSF_BluRox -> any questions on tonight's mayhem?

August Jax Robinson -> did I use up my +5 yet?

Heather Jamieson -> With all of those dice I don't see how a +5 can make a dent in your chances.

STSF_BluRox -> Oh no no no,..you had a month worth if I remember Jax...you have 2 more weeks of increased peril

Heather Jamieson -> I think she rolls a Monopoly Hotel in there as well.

STSF_BluRox -> rofl Heather..